U.S. Olympic swimmer competing with testicular cancer

[BTExpress]

Me saying "douche" and "**** off and die" doesn't even come CLOSE to most of the **** on this board.

The **** Cheney board, perhaps.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

For a second there i thought this was about dana torres.

Ohhh... to the snipers.... lighten up.

Very funny, AM.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

CK: Different strokes. It means nothing more to me than "**** you" or "Choke on it" or "suck it."

I've got no problem being told '**** you' or '**** off'. In fact, I'm fairly familiar with both.

It's tagging on the other part that just rubs me the wrong way.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

OK. Next time someone says 'go **** yourself' I'm going to take them completely literally.

You got a Web cam?





Kidding......kidding.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

This reminds me of the story I read not just a week or so ago about the Chinese high diver that could go blind performing. The guy already has retina damage and moving one centimeter the wrong way could permanently remove his eyesight.

Jesus.

I thought you were a non-believer.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

IJAG, I believe proper decorum suggests you first say, to a friend, "I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace if they bear it."

And when they respond, "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" you can then respond with:

"I do not bite my thumb at you, sir. But I do bite my thumb. **** off and die."

Well NOW you tell me.

I'm sending you all my posts before I post them. Hope your job doesn't mind.



CK: Different strokes. It means nothing more to me than "**** you" or "Choke on it" or "suck it."

Don't let them get under your skin.

I loved the passion in your response, even if I thought you needed to lighten up there.

**** off and die, indeed!

 

[imjustagirl]

I am. That's exactly why I can throw Jesus around at all times...because he's nothing to me.

It's also how I can say things like what's in forever_town's sig.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

I am. That's exactly why I can throw Jesus around at all times...because he's nothing to me.

It's also how I can say things like what's in forever_town's sig.

Now, about that Web cam.....

 

[imjustagirl]

I said SOMEONE and **** YOURSELF. Not me. I don't do that.

 

[BYH]

It's true. She doesn't.

 

[dixiehack]

It's true. She doesn't.

IJAG asked me to pass along a message.

 

[BYH]

IJAG, I believe proper decorum suggests you first say, to a friend, "I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace if they bear it."

And when they respond, "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" you can then respond with:

"I do not bite my thumb at you, sir. But I do bite my thumb. **** off and die."

Well NOW you tell me.

I'm sending you all my posts before I post them. Hope your job doesn't mind.



CK: Different strokes. It means nothing more to me than "**** you" or "Choke on it" or "suck it."

Don't let them get under your skin.

I loved the passion in your response, even if I thought you needed to lighten up there.

**** off and die, indeed!

I'm not sure if this qualifies as irony, but it greatly amused me nonetheless.

 

[UPChip]

I'm sure NBC already has the 10-minute mini-movie in the can.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

I said SOMEONE and **** YOURSELF. Not me. I don't do that.

You said, I believe: "The next time someone says 'go **** yourself', I am going to take them literally."

Right?

 

[imjustagirl]

Hmm...upon inspection, it appears you're correct. I however meant the next time someone tells someone else...

Because, again, I don't do that.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Hmm...upon inspection, it appears you're correct. I however meant the next time someone tells someone else...

Because, again, I don't do that.

All right... all right....

That's cool.

I don't have a Web cam anyway.

 

[BYH]

It's true. She doesn't.

 

[AreaMan]

For a second there i thought this was about dana torres.

A. You're a douche.

B. You're a douche who doesn't even know her name.


**** off and die.

I stand corrected. It is Dara Torres.

Either way, I still thought at first glance it was about her. She's a bit dude-ish. If that makes me a douche, so be it.

 

[zagoshe]

For a second there i thought this was about dana torres.

A. You're a douche.

B. You're a douche who doesn't even know her name.


**** off and die.

I stand corrected. It is Dara Torres.

Either way, I still thought at first glance it was about her. She's a bit dude-ish. If that makes me a douche, so be it.

That **** was funny.

And it is even more funny that, being as she is a 41-year old mom and part of "the celebration of all things pure in sports" -- any suggestion that she's been drinking from the same cup of Roger Clemens and Raffy Palmiero will cause you to be viciously attacked by the politically correct among us......

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

For a second there i thought this was about dana torres.

A. You're a douche.

B. You're a douche who doesn't even know her name.


**** off and die.

I stand corrected. It is Dara Torres.

Either way, I still thought at first glance it was about her. She's a bit dude-ish. If that makes me a douche, so be it.

She doesn't have testicles.

But thank you ever-so-much for the most pathetic threadjack of 2008.