Two Week Warning

[21]

Hey, why can't I find last year's Crossed Giblets thread?? Was it deleted?? My mother was here, she found out!!

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/49627/

For some reason, using the box at the top of the page doesn't work nearly as well as clicking on the "search" button, then selecting "Advanced search." (I don't know for a fact that's what you did, 21, but I'll hazard the guess anyway.)

THANK YOU!!

I thought it was enough to type Crossed Giblets, but apparently that was not advanced enough.

 

[spaceman]

I can't wait to see if Marcy will finally get out of the sweatpants this year.

 

[21]

Marcee, after suffering considerable hair loss, may or may not be out of the picture. We're not sure.

 

[zeke12]

Did we ever get the scoop on LinZee's bat mitzvah?

Past is prelude, and all of that.

 

[Angola!]

i might drive 6 hours and crash the party.

 

[slappy4428]

Marcee, after suffering considerable hair loss, may or may not be out of the picture. We're not sure.

 

[BYH]

I might take my laptop with me to Thanksgiving and follow along as I eat.

 

[zeke12]

I might take my laptop with me to Thanksgiving and follow along as I eat.

We need the scoop!

 

[Freelance Hack]

This year, my Thanksgiving is going to suck like a cheap *****.

Traditionally, we go to Mrs. Hack's parents for a 10 a.m. breakfast ensemble of waffles, omelets and other delicious treats. That's followed by a mid-afternoon trek (3ish) to my brother's for a traditional Thanksgiving meal, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, macaroni and coagulated cheese, sweet potato casserole and other assorted fares.

This year, though, the brother's clan wants to do Thanksgiving at 12:30. So unless I'm going Roman this Thanksgiving, I'm going to have to make do with less.

 

[BYH]

Times are bad, Freelance. We all have to make do with less.

Just eat smarter.

 

[mike311gd]

Times are bad, Freelance. We all have to make do with less.

Just eat smarter.

Oh, what the crap is this?

 

[21]

Did we ever get the scoop on LinZee's bat mitzvah?

Past is prelude, and all of that.

I thought about it, but decided it would sound like one long Jewish joke, and didn't want to disrespect my niece.

Although I guess I could mention the hora incident. You know how it works, when someone is in the chair, and the strongest guys get under the chair and raise it up and down?

 

[Angola!]

no.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Times are bad, Freelance. We all have to make do with less.

Just eat smarter.

Drink a Fresca and die!

If we're forced to eat smarter on Thanksgiving, then the terrorists have won!

 

[zeke12]

Did we ever get the scoop on LinZee's bat mitzvah?

Past is prelude, and all of that.

I thought about it, but decided it would sound like one long Jewish joke, and didn't want to disrespect my niece.

Although I guess I could mention the hora incident. You know how it works, when someone is in the chair, and the strongest guys get under the chair and raise it up and down?

I'm vaguely familiar.

 

[21]

no.

Well, then I can't really explain how Lou's head became entangled in the chandelier.

 

[Angola!]

dammit. i love stories about your family. reminds me of times gone by.

 

[slappy4428]

no.

Well, then I can't really explain how Lou's head became entangled in the chandelier.

Try Haiku!

 

[21]

Poor Lou bounced too high
The chandelier was cruel
Hava Negila.

 

[slappy4428]

If she ever posted streaming video of Thanksgiving, I wouldn't leave my room...