Travelin' B*tch Blues

[YGBFKM]

Some bad gas station coffee and Pantera in my ear
Eighty-ninth trip to Chicago, but my first of the new year
Its 8 degrees outside, got a hole in my tennis shoe
Hoping to make the kickoff of Boise-TCU

My antifreeze is leaking; this coffee tastes like ****
The song the band is playing is that one with a bong hit
Left at 8 this mornin', now the sun has punched the clock
Didn't stop to wash my car, but I hit it with a rock

:D

 

[Batman]

The car is a beater, not a looker
Couldn't use it to pick up a hooker
Hitchhiker comes 'round with nice gams
Pick her up but her breath smells like yams

Gawd, it smells like old mop
So I drop her off at the next stop
Head toward McDonald's, gotta dump
Stall door's gone, now there's mud on my rump

 

[BYH]

Get in the car, I'm on the road again
Pass by a motorcycle crash, is that Big Ben?
My mind wanders, my thoughts are adrift
Imagine my surprise when my car was hit

No bones are broken and my organs are intact
But the ***** who hit me was drunk--that's a fact
I wish I could restart this day and just pull a lever
Because this was not a fruitful endeavor

 

[fishhack2009]

Six in the mornin', headache won't go away
Flip on the radio, oh hell ... it's Screamin' A
Hit the next preset, damn, Mike and Mike...
Somebody hand me a railroad spike...

Lounge around all morning, apartment's a mess
I'd be better on First Take than that clown Skip Bayless
Pay bills online, bank balance gets lighter
But what can I do..I'm a sportswriter!

Head to the game like a bee out a hive
Damn, why don't these people know how to drive?
Arrive at the fieldhouse, oh, what glee..
No varsity game tonight...just J.V.