Buck
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Take them to the Jersey Shore.
I recommend Ocean City, but Cape May is also cool.
I recommend Ocean City, but Cape May is also cool.
Versatile said:How are the hookers?
The answer is, obviously, Branson.
Care Bear said:If you do end up picking Isle of Palms, let me know. I've been there about 20+ times, and I would recommend it to anyone, but especially in this scenario with your parents. I've got plenty of recommendations, etc... Love it, love it, love it...
Chef2 said:Care Bear said:If you do end up picking Isle of Palms, let me know. I've been there about 20+ times, and I would recommend it to anyone, but especially in this scenario with your parents. I've got plenty of recommendations, etc... Love it, love it, love it...
Isle of Palms just sounds like a hooker's tourist attraction.
Versatile said:In what way has this thread gone off the rails?
If masturbation and prostitutes aren't part of a vacation, I don't want to go.
imjustagirl said:If anyone ever again puts "masturbation and prostitutes" in the same post with my parents, I will hunt you down.
Gross.
I have another suggestion: Topsail Island. Can't go wrong there.imjustagirl said:Hell, if it were up to me, we'd just go to Vegas and I'd let them go to shows while I gamble my savings away. But something's telling me my folks wouldn't love that.
Isle of Palms is looking more likely. Talked to my mom's sister and she strongly advised me to pick a place they can drive to.
EDIT: Slight problem. Apparently April is late to book reservations for 4th of July (my mom's already off work that week and she doesn't have much more vacation, so I was going to try to make that work). Plan B commencing.