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lono

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After another endless USAirways trip, I arrive at the hotel late tonight and decide to have a beer and dinner before going to bed.

The bar is almost deserted. The bartender is a white woman in her early 40s.

Two people come in together, a somewhat heavyset black man about 40 and a white woman about 25. The bartender takes their drink orders.

A couple of minutes later, the bartender brings them their drinks, but mixes up the order.

"Don't worry about," the guy jokes. "Lots of people get us confused because we look so much alike."

"Nah, I can tell you apart," the bartender replies. "Her tits are better."

Is now an appropriate time to utter the phrase, "Wow. Just wow?"
 
That's actually damn clever.

I don't know that I'd bust it out if I were working for tips, but it's damn clever.
 
Zeke12 said:
That's actually damn clever.

I don't know that I'd bust it out if I were working for tips, but it's damn clever.

Exactly. If she pulled that out on the spot, that's impressive.
 
ArnoldBabar said:
Zeke12 said:
That's actually damn clever.

I don't know that I'd bust it out if I were working for tips, but it's damn clever.

Exactly. If she pulled that out on the spot, that's impressive.

Just don't let him pull it out
 
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