Today's golf tip

[lono]

From a sign in a Scottsdale, Ariz., golf club:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET ARE SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE!
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.

NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE and TEE OFF.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Be an adult, not a kid.
Hit the toilet, not the lid.

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