Today's bad headline

[Flip Wilson]

From a local TV station's website (Yeah, it's TV...different standards, blah blah):

Homeless residents find body in Brazos River

 

[Ace]

From a local TV station's website (Yeah, it's TV...different standards, blah blah):

Homeless residents find body in Brazos River

Yeah. And they missed out on alliteration

Bums bump into body bobbing in Brazos

 

[reformedhack]

Homeless residents find body in Brazos River

It's been a long day, but I'm not sure I'm seeing the problem. The only potential stumbling block I can see is the apparent oxymoron of "homeless residents," but you can reside somewhere -- even in the great outdoors -- without having a physical home.