THIS IS NOT CHRISTMAS MUSIC, DAMMIT!

[Fenian_Bastard]

I do not need to hear, ever, but especially not at Christmas, that stupid Dan Fogelberg song about stupid Dan Fogelberg and the stupid woman who thought stupid Dan Fogelberg was a poet back in high school, and how they drank beer in his car until their tongues got tired from telling each other about their stupid boring lives.
And what in the unholy **** is Rod Stewart doing singing "My Favorite Things"?
Jeebus.

 

[poindexter]

I forget, did Folgerberg ever end up schtupping her in the car?

 

[Ace]

I do not need to hear, ever, but especially not at Christmas, that stupid Dan Fogelberg song about stupid Dan Fogelberg and the stupid woman who thought stupid Dan Fogelberg was a poet back in high school, and how they drank beer in his car until their tongues got tired from telling each other about their stupid boring lives.
And what in the unholy **** is Rod Stewart doing singing "My Favorite Things"?
Jeebus.

Groupie threesomes
Liam Neesons
All are vun-der-bar

I simply remember
when I could still sing
And then I don't feeeellllllll ....
.... sooooo baaddddd.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I forget, did Folgerberg ever end up schtupping her in the car?

Of course not.
Stupid Dan Fogelberg has nothing with which to schtup.

 

[SnoopCoog]

I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.

 

[Ace]

I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.

Doh! I always thought it was "I met my mother at the grocery store."

No wonder the song freaked me out so much.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.

Actually, it's "I met my old lover at the grocery store..." Stupid Dan Fogelberg can't sing.
I just heard the son of a ***** again.

 

[Ace]

I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.

Actually, it's "I met my old lover at the grocery store..." Stupid Dan Fogelberg can't sing.
I just heard the son of a ***** again.

Is there some type of knob or switch on your radio?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I only heard that line before switching the stream.

 

[OnTheRiver]

So Fenian, I assume you've not been watching the Fogelberg concerts they've been replaying on PBS lately?

 

[Bob Cook]

"The audience was heaven-sent/but the traveling was hell"

Dan Fogelberg wrote the SportsJournalists.com credo!

UPDATE -- You can hear what Fenian is going crazy about here:

http://www.danfogelberg.com/sameoldlangsyne.html

Fenian, Fogelberg does have his Christmas album available for listening as well.

 

[Chi City 81]

sportschick approves of your gratuitous use of the word "dammit!"

 

[slappy4428]

I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.

Actually, it's "I met my old lover at the grocery store..." Stupid Dan Fogelberg can't sing.
I just heard the son of a ***** again.

Why do you hate America, Christmas and singing?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.

Actually, it's "I met my old lover at the grocery store..." Stupid Dan Fogelberg can't sing.
I just heard the son of a ***** again.

Why do you hate America, Christmas and singing?

Because stupid Dan Fogelberg is involved with all three, except for singing.

 

[Bob Cook]

Though I doubt it will happen, I hope this thread goes on longer than there've been stars up in the heavens.

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

If they're playing Fogelberg, they're not playing Stevie Nicks' version of "Silent Night," so it's OK with me.

 

[old_tony]

If only Dan Fogelberg had had as much success in his life as Fenian.

 

[Bob Cook]

I can't believe I'm posting this much on a Dan Fogerburp (as Opus called him) thread, but he brings back such horrible memories. Such as my high school newspaper adviser the day after a Dan-o concert being all pissed, and reporting the crowd booed, because the guy had SHAVED HIS BEARD. The horror!

 

[Starman]

The terrorists have won.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I think Fen is under the power of gold. (Just hope he doesn't hate Tim Weisberg, too)