This gem from Phil Mushnick

[markvid]

I really hope this made it into print.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202008/sports/greed_creed_107263.htm?page=2

SNY, three years in, is "still working" on providing closed captioning. The FCC allows new networks four years to provide transcriptions for the dead and hearing impaired.

 

[jgmacg]

Well, in all fairness, finding the clairvoyants necessary to provide the transcriptions for the dead is probably the reason for the delay.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Damn you, Published Arthur!

 

[The Big Ragu]

Well, in all fairness, finding the clairvoyants necessary to provide the transcriptions for the dead is probably the reason for the delay.

I think we may have finally found a job I can perform well, though. All I have to do is describe sporting events to the voices in my head and collect the paychecks, right?

 

[John]

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

That was very funny, John.

 

[SockPuppet]

Must have been corrected; the link to Mushnick's column has the word "deaf" not "dead."

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

It's the rap music's fault.