They didn't even offer him $800

[YankeeFan]

 

[LongTimeListener]

Ooh. There was some lag before the release on this one, so we could have a police report that was filed without the officer's knowledge of the independent video. Those are my favorite.

 

[Chef2]

Oh, this should end well.

 

[poindexter]

I'm a busy man. Just tell me where to ff to when the cops plant drugs or a gun on him.

 

[poindexter]

I live in the suburbs. This video is obviously residential. My block is a quarter mile long. If I cross anywhere but the corners, am i jaywalking?

 

[PCLoadLetter]

I live in the suburbs. This video is obviously residential. My block is a quarter mile long. If I cross anywhere but the corners, am i jaywalking?

Depends. Are you white?

 

[dixiehack]

Jeff Sessions will send him a travel voucher for re-accommodating the center of gravity of someone whose ancestors immigrated here to live at an employment center.

 

[Buck]

I live in the suburbs. This video is obviously residential. My block is a quarter mile long. If I cross anywhere but the corners, am i jaywalking?

Yes

 

[Buck]

Depends. Are you white?

That is the criteria used to determine appropriate police response to jaywalking.

 

[poindexter]

They probably offered 800 "United Dollars". The black guy had the same reaction as the chinese guy on the plane.

 

[Ace]

I have seen women pushing strollers in one hand holding a toddler in the other in the median of a busy intersection in the dark when there is a light and crosswalk 50 feet away.

I felt like giving them a beat down for needlessly endangering their kids.

 

[Buck]

I have seen women pushing strollers in one hand holding a toddler in the other in the median of a busy intersection in the dark when there is a light and crosswalk 50 feet away.

I felt like giving them a beat down for needlessly endangering their kids.

You've got to be POST-certified to deliver that beat down.

 

[dixiehack]

You've got to be POST-certified to deliver that beat down.

When you wear a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

 

[Ace]

I like how the story carefully calls the victim an "alleged" jaywalker.

You get tarred with the jaywalker brush and you can never get it off.

 

[LongTimeListener]

I like how the story carefully calls the victim an "alleged" jaywalker.

You get tarred with the jaywalker brush and you can never get it off.

Notably, the charges were dropped.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Notably, the charges were dropped.

Hopefully replaced with charges against the cop. ... you know, for his alleged assault.

 

[dixiehack]

I like how the story carefully calls the victim an "alleged" jaywalker.

You get tarred with the jaywalker brush and you can never get it off.

It comes back to haunt you years later when police are beating you bloody at the order of a corporation you're attempting to patronize. Suddenly people realize you're no angel.

 

[Ace]

It comes back to haunt you years later when police are beating you bloody at the order of a corporation you're attempting to patronize. Suddenly people realize you're no angel.

Eh. That happens to me all the time. I'm just there trying to spend my money on the goods and services offered, and goons drag me away.

You can't get a good 50-cent lap dance anymore.

 

[SnarkShark]

Yes

What about kids playing football in the street during halftime of the Super Bowl? Taser-worthy?

 

[LongTimeListener]

What about kids playing football in the street during halftime of the Super Bowl? Taser-worthy?

Depends if they are playing The Right Way -- possession receivers, for instance -- or if they're showing off flashy moves.