The SJ.com 2008 charts ... today!

[casty33]

Wow. I thought I had a lot of free time after retirement. But I have to admit even I have better things to do, Football_Bat, than come up with statistics like this. Geez-a-loo, try reading a book, why don't you?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Damn, the Doctor went by me like I was standing still.

So the future IS like real life...

I speak for everyone in my chair when I say, eh?

 

[expendable]

(Warning: The following is the product of extreme boredom and a well-deserved break from intoxicants.)

Wow. Time to get you back on the intoxicants.




I'll get you a beer.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'd love to hear Casey's lead-ins to each of us.

Our next poster has raced up the charts under a slightly different name before. But at the height of his popularity, he left the board--twice. Now, having mended fences with Moderator1, and wanting to join his friends from the No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League, he has returned. And this time, it appears, for good. At number 51, up an incredible 36 spots from last week, it's Evil *******, aka Chris_L.

Our next poster is another one who has changed his name and left the board many times. He loves Miami and professional football. Indeed, when it comes to his favorite city and sport, debate him at your peril. He'll unleash f-bombs like you haven't heard since my Snuggles long distance dedication. He hates Nick Saban, loves Frank Gore and baseball's economic system drives him mad. And the Yankees' spending spree has inspired this man to post like never before. He says, and I quote, 'BYH is a [expletive] no-good [expletive] who flunked economics. He's a complete [expletive].' At number 13, up an amazing 19 spots from last week, it's Columbo.

We finally have a new number one, and this poster has spent a long time climbing the charts. He started out in October 2002 like everyone else on the site but didn't begin posting with frequency until the following spring. He has an opinion on everything and he hates frauds. His board battles with the likes of Almost_Famous, Moderator1 and Columbo are the stuff of legend. He's done his best not to hit number one, including taking several long sabbaticals in 2006, and it looked like he'd mimic his favorite band Foreigner by spending forever at number two. But the Chiefs making the playoff sent him over the top. Finally (drum roll), here, at number one, ending Dooley_Womack1's 78-week stay at the top, is BYH.

Not yet, sparky. And it's well over 104 weeks, I'm pretty sure, even taking into account I had to pass H_Beat twice.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I'd love to hear Casey's lead-ins to each of us.

Our next poster has raced up the charts under a slightly different name before. But at the height of his popularity, he left the board--twice. Now, having mended fences with Moderator1, and wanting to join his friends from the No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League, he has returned. And this time, it appears, for good. At number 51, up an incredible 36 spots from last week, it's Evil *******, aka Chris_L.

Our next poster is another one who has changed his name and left the board many times. He loves Miami and professional football. Indeed, when it comes to his favorite city and sport, debate him at your peril. He'll unleash f-bombs like you haven't heard since my Snuggles long distance dedication. He hates Nick Saban, loves Frank Gore and baseball's economic system drives him mad. And the Yankees' spending spree has inspired this man to post like never before. He says, and I quote, 'BYH is a [expletive] no-good [expletive] who flunked economics. He's a complete [expletive].' At number 13, up an amazing 19 spots from last week, it's Columbo.

We finally have a new number one, and this poster has spent a long time climbing the charts. He started out in October 2002 like everyone else on the site but didn't begin posting with frequency until the following spring. He has an opinion on everything and he hates frauds. His board battles with the likes of Almost_Famous, Moderator1 and Columbo are the stuff of legend. He's done his best not to hit number one, including taking several long sabbaticals in 2006, and it looked like he'd mimic his favorite band Foreigner by spending forever at number two. But the Chiefs making the playoff sent him over the top. Finally (drum roll), here, at number one, ending Dooley_Womack1's 78-week stay at the top, is BYH.

Not yet, sparky. And it's well over 104 weeks, I'm pretty sure, even taking into account I had to pass H_Beat twice.

I think it's time for you to go into the studio and make the two-CD concept album.

 

[leo1]

damn, i'm so close to the top 60. i'll try to work harder from now until mid-may when i'll be taking a lengthy hiatus to study for the bar exam.

 

[imjustagirl2]

damn, i'm so close to the top 60. i'll try to work harder from now until mid-may when i'll be taking a lengthy hiatus to study for the bar exam.

Look, pal, until you get your priorities straight, you'll never be anything but a ham-and-egger around these parts.

 

[leo1]

damn, i'm so close to the top 60. i'll try to work harder from now until mid-may when i'll be taking a lengthy hiatus to study for the bar exam.

Look, pal, until you get your priorities straight, you'll never be anything but a ham-and-egger around these parts.

;D :D

 

[shotglass]

Man, I'd have to spend four months in a full body cast to get dislodged from that No. 3 position. ;)

 

[dooley_womack1]

Don't tempt Dyepack.

 

[jgmacg]

First the popular vote, now this.

Undistinguished in both quality and quantity. A pipsqueak. A 98-lb. weakling.

Clearly I need to hire John D. Villarreal as my life coach and personal trainer.

 

[User 1019]

Same here. By my calculations, I'll hit 4368 by next year. Still, no star.

 

[jgmacg]

He'll have us posting 40 times a day and tearing phonebooks in half using nothing but our IQs in just a few short weeks!

 

[ondeadline]

Then he'll have us gather scoops, tease people and never deliver the scoops.

 

[Eagleboy]

I don't know if I should strive to be a part of this list or to back away slowly. 29,000 posts by the end of the year? That's only, oh, at least 80 a day from here on out.

Any chance there'll be something interesting from November out like the Chase for the Cup? Gotta keep 'em motivated.

 

[BYH]

I'd love to hear Casey's lead-ins to each of us.

Our next poster has raced up the charts under a slightly different name before. But at the height of his popularity, he left the board--twice. Now, having mended fences with Moderator1, and wanting to join his friends from the No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League, he has returned. And this time, it appears, for good. At number 51, up an incredible 36 spots from last week, it's Evil *******, aka Chris_L.

Our next poster is another one who has changed his name and left the board many times. He loves Miami and professional football. Indeed, when it comes to his favorite city and sport, debate him at your peril. He'll unleash f-bombs like you haven't heard since my Snuggles long distance dedication. He hates Nick Saban, loves Frank Gore and baseball's economic system drives him mad. And the Yankees' spending spree has inspired this man to post like never before. He says, and I quote, 'BYH is a [expletive] no-good [expletive] who flunked economics. He's a complete [expletive].' At number 13, up an amazing 19 spots from last week, it's Columbo.

We finally have a new number one, and this poster has spent a long time climbing the charts. He started out in October 2002 like everyone else on the site but didn't begin posting with frequency until the following spring. He has an opinion on everything and he hates frauds. His board battles with the likes of Almost_Famous, Moderator1 and Columbo are the stuff of legend. He's done his best not to hit number one, including taking several long sabbaticals in 2006, and it looked like he'd mimic his favorite band Foreigner by spending forever at number two. But the Chiefs making the playoff sent him over the top. Finally (drum roll), here, at number one, ending Dooley_Womack1's 78-week stay at the top, is BYH.

Not yet, sparky. And it's well over 104 weeks, I'm pretty sure, even taking into account I had to pass H_Beat twice.

I think it's time for you to go into the studio and make the two-CD concept album.

OK, but only if we're dubbed BYH with Dooley.

I'm not taking a backseat to anybody. It's alphabetical, after all.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Mine will be produced by Ryan Sonner. He taught Quincy Jones everything he knows. He also taught JDV how to weightlift, but JDV embraced the dark side of the Sorce (the Sonner Force).

 

[Bubbler]

Can I be a long-distance dedication or am I disqualified because I'm in the top 40?

 

[Angola!]

I can't believe I didn't even crack the top 60, probably because the only way I got newbie honorable mention was because I voted for myself.
If the Seahawks make a playoff run I may jump up 2,000 posts.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

I don't know if I should strive to be a part of this list or to back away slowly. 29,000 posts by the end of the year?

Run away quickly.