The picnic table lover has competition.

[Oggiedoggie]

Guy in Hong Kong hooks up with a park bench.

In the spirit of Olympics, one man has attempted a marathon make-out session with a steel park bench, but sadly was rewarded a swollen body part instead of a gold medal.

Forty-one-year-old Xing from Hong Kong almost lost his penis after inserting it into one of the numerous tiny holes on a steel park bench. Apparently it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized extracting his manhood from the bench was impossible. That's when he panicked and called police.

From: http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=7196148&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1

 

[User 1019]

He deserves it.

 

[Grimace]

Guy in Hong Kong hooks up with a park bench.

In the spirit of Olympics, one man has attempted a marathon make-out session with a steel park bench, but sadly was rewarded a swollen body part instead of a gold medal.

Forty-one-year-old Xing from Hong Kong almost lost his penis after inserting it into one of the numerous tiny holes on a steel park bench.

Sheesh. It's bad enough this guy is an international laughingstock, do you really have to point out they were "tiny holes"?

 

[Chef]

Holey moly.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Guy in Hong Kong hooks up with a park bench.

In the spirit of Olympics, one man has attempted a marathon make-out session with a steel park bench, but sadly was rewarded a swollen body part instead of a gold medal.

Forty-one-year-old Xing from Hong Kong almost lost his penis after inserting it into one of the numerous tiny holes on a steel park bench.

Sheesh. It's bad enough this guy is an international laughingstock, do you really have to point out they were "tiny holes"?

Well, he is Chinese! I kid, I kid!

BTW, picnic table lover is in jail for 6 months. Surpriingly, he was a big perv!

But this is funny.

 

[Trey Beamon]

The park bench was asking for it.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

At least it wasn't a cheese grater. [/groan]

 

[Bob Slydell]

The park bench was asking for it.

Yeah, look at the way it was shellacked!

 

[writing irish]

They really should have turned him around counterclockwise for a few rotations just to see him spin clockwise upon release. Kinda like those rubber band-propelled airplanes you had when you were a kid.

 

[Songbird]

i hope he was being honest and told the table he was ****ing another table, too (/rumple)

 

[Ace]

Can you imagine the guy checking into a hotel?

Would you like the king suite or the double queen beds?

Neither. Just some benches and some privacy.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

Must say that this is hilarious. This almost tops the guy I heard about with the silicone sex dolls

 

[mike311gd]

Wait. You saw that? They didn't have pictures, did they?

 

[schiezainc]

I don't know about you, but I've always found that mayonnaise ruins picnics.

 

[Chef]

Well, so much for finishing on the grille.

 

[forever_town]

At least it wasn't a cheese grater. [/groan]

He's probably not even packing enough to get it in one of the small holes.

 

[slappy4428]

They should double date...

 

[Trey Beamon]

mine.icanhascheezburger.com may be the greatest site ever.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

i hope he was being honest and told the table he was ****ing another table, too (/rumple)

ahahahahahahahaha