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[HanSenSE]

Would have used Mile High Club in the header, but that has a different meaning in this joint:
Couple goes all the way in their seats on Ibiza flight, shocking passengers

 

[Chef2]

 

[JohnHammond]

Who would have thought the dude would have a large tattoo?

 

[Gator]

Sounds like she got a bag of complementary nuts.

 

[typefitter]

Sounds like she got a bag of complementary nuts.

Yeah, they really brought out her eyes.

 

[Vombatus]

Geez, we get multiple videos of some lameass getting his butt dragged off of a United flight, and not one damn video of this has surfaced yet. WTF?

 

[Riptide]

What's the problem here?
Lift and thrust are part of any flight.

 

[Batman]

Since it was RyanAir, how much extra did that cost?

 

[cranberry]

Shouldn't there be bad vertical cell phone video available by now?

Edit: @Vombatus already noted this.

 

[playthrough]

Geez, we get multiple videos of some lameass getting his butt dragged off of a United flight, and not one damn video of this has surfaced yet. WTF?

That's really astounding.

 

[MisterCreosote]

There are plenty of pictures. Daily Mail comes through again!

Couple romp on Manchester to Ibiza Ryanair flight | Daily Mail Online

 

[Spartan Squad]

There are plenty of pictures. Daily Mail comes through again!

Couple romp on Manchester to Ibiza Ryanair flight | Daily Mail Online

Two fails going on here. One the dude taking the photo looks anything but "shocked." Secondly, why mask the faces?

Ok 3 fails. The flight attendants did nothing? No high 5s or police waiting for them at the gate? Nothing?

 

[Vombatus]

One of the paragraphs:

"Mr Williams, who was flying to Ibiza to work as a barman over the summer, said that the passengers were gobsmacked by the couple's raunchy antics."

Eww.

 

[Spartan Squad]

One of the paragraphs:

"Mr Williams, who was flying to Ibiza to work as a barman over the summer, said that the passengers were gobsmacked by the couple's raunchy antics."

Eww.

I know what the dictionary says gobsmacked means but is there some porn definition I'm missing?

 

[Vombatus]

I know what the dictionary says gobsmacked means but is there some porn definition I'm missing?

I shouldn't be going there - I'm trying to be a nicer, cleaner VB and going to church. But yeah, I posted that because I too am wondering if that term has other meanings in its history.

 

[MisterCreosote]

I know what the dictionary says gobsmacked means but is there some porn definition I'm missing?

 

[Stoney]

Creosote remains our undisputed king of pic/gif posting. A true master of the craft.

 

[gingerbread]

Three things:
1) Come on. Rory Tingle? Do you know the couple? Email [email protected]
A) Love the word "gobsmacked." Been using it for 20 years. As far as I know it only means "incredulous."
111) From those pictures, that's the least sexual sex act ever. Two narcissists looking for attention.

 

[Batman]

111) From those pictures, that's the least sexual sex act ever. Two narcissists looking for attention.

When you **** each other in front of 150 strangers on a plane, I don't think it's because you want to express your deep, lifelong desire for each other.

 

[micropolitan guy]

A new addition to the Kama Sutra - the Tray Table. Please make sure your partner is in the upright and locked position.