The only man in America more relieved than Andy Pappanastos this morning

[Dick Whitman]

Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff Break Up After Five Years

 

[Big Circus]

I thought for sure this post was going to be about me after the kids' school district announced it was closed at 7:18, followed by my wife's district closing two minutes later.

 

[BadgerBeer]

The picture in that story is the best I have ever seen her look. She actually doesn't look like she smells bad.

 

[Big Circus]

Long as we're judging looks, I don't think Jack Antonoff would be drowning in A-list ***** without his music career, either.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Long as we're judging looks, I don't think Jack Antonoff would be drowning in A-list ***** without his music career, either.

Insert name of almost every musician ever.

 

[MisterCreosote]

He showed me the importance of making political statements using your public platform.

So, he’s the one...

 

[Dick Whitman]

The picture in that story is the best I have ever seen her look. She actually doesn't look like she smells bad.

Awesome. Hopefully this begins a long stretch of posts where the Men's Fitness models on this board rip on a 20-something-year-old woman for the looks she was born with.

 

[lakefront]

Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff Break Up After Five Years

If you put her name in the title it will get a lot more views. (not implying you personally, are looking for more views)

 

[SpeedTchr]

Wait... why was she jacking Anton off? I'm confused.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Since the breakup, he now goes by the name Jack Himselfoff.

 

[Dick Whitman]

If you put her name in the title it will get a lot more views. (not implying you personally, are looking for more views)

But what would be the fun in that?

 

[outofplace]

You'd rather sucker in the people who wouldn't bother to read another thread about her.

 

[outofplace]

Awesome. Hopefully this begins a long stretch of posts where the Men's Fitness models on this board rip on a 20-something-year-old woman for the looks she was born with.

I don't think he was talking about the looks she was born with as much as the way she dresses and cleans up or doesn't clean up.

 

[poindexter]

She's ugly on the inside.

 

[Dick Whitman]

You'd rather sucker in the people who wouldn't bother to read another thread about her.

You wouldn't know a light-hearted joke if it bit you on your grumpy ass.

 

[BadgerBeer]

Awesome. Hopefully this begins a long stretch of posts where the Men's Fitness models on this board rip on a 20-something-year-old woman for the looks she was born with.

Screw you. She is a gross woman and she normally looks like she smells. This has absolutely nothing to do with "the looks she was born with". And for the record I have never looked like I smell, even in college when I probably did smell in my sweatpants at a 8:00 in the morning class. So if this makes me a Men's Fitness model I am happy with the title.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Screw you. She is a gross woman and she normally looks like she smells.

There is no shortage of legitimate reasons to go after Lena Dunham.

You chose her looks.

Fair enough.

 

[outofplace]

There is no shortage of legitimate reasons to go after Lena Dunham.

You chose her looks.

Fair enough.

He chose how she presents herself, not her natural looks. Your characterization of his point was inaccurate.

 

[Dick Whitman]

He chose how she presents herself, not her natural looks. Your characterization of his point was inaccurate.

She should smile more!

 

[outofplace]

You wouldn't know a light-hearted joke if it bit you on your grumpy ass.

That's funny because missed mine. I'll include a smiley-face next time to help you out.