The most Florida Florida story ever ...

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

A carny, scat and masturbation ... I know a lot of people think this might be a typical weekend with Creosote, but no. It's the most Florida Florida story I ever read.

[urlhttp://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/01/florida-naked-carny-poops-masturbates-in-house-while-being-shot-at-intruder][/url]

 

[Amy]

I can't pick my favorite quote from the video:

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/20649108/naked-assailant-terrorizes-nfm-family#.UP8c2NKf-2g.email

 

[DanOregon]

Points off for no weird animal being involved or a missing appendage.

 

[FileNotFound]

He also apparently drank from a wet/dry vac: http://www.news-press.com/article/20130122/CRIME/130122014/Man-charged-after-alleged-naked-rampage-inside-North-Fort-Myers-home

 

[Fly]

You had me at "carny".

 

[spikechiquet]

Damnit...my dad got loose again.