The many reasons why Milwaukee sucks

[Tom Petty]

 

[Dickens Cider]

The Brewers.

Fenian once lived there.

 

[spnited]

Dead. To. Me. Petty!

And these guys are after you:

 

[crazedchipmunk]

The beer.

 

[RossLT]

The Bucks?

and the Packers used to play a few games there, yuck!!

 

[writing irish]

No NHL team, a dog-ass NBA team, a dog-ass MLB team, a shared NFL team. Fail.

 

[RossLT]

How far is it from Chicago??

 

[BYH]

the good land my ****in ass.

 

[writing irish]

Shirley was so perky and cute and clean; I always wanted to just nail her- just nail her to the ****ing wall- even though I was still a boy at the time and wasn't nailing anything to the wall except my magnetic MLB standings board.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The noxious swill.

 

[Chef]

Bubbler just woke up from a nap screaming in agony, and doesn't know why.

 

[writing irish]

I thought Swill was from Lake Erie.

http://media.putfile.com/Swill-Mineral-Water---Dredged-from-Lake-Erie

 

[dooley_womack1]

Chef: He was dreaming that he had big-toe problems and decided to take matters into his own hands.

 

[lono]

Officially pissed at Petty:

 

[mike311gd]

Al Simmons, Mark Grudzielanek and Tony Kubek disagree.

 

[writing irish]

I've actually never been to Milwaukee but I think I'd like it. I'd enjoy all the Irish bars and Polish restaurants.

 

[Paper Dragon]

That is all.

 

[Dickens Cider]

You've never been to Milwaukee, PD, so why are you posting? Your opinion is meaningless to me.

 

[Paper Dragon]

You've never been to Milwaukee, PD, so why are you posting? Your opinion is meaningless to me.

I'm just an asshole who can't get laid, I guess.

And I haven't been to Kentucky in a while but I can give you one reason why it sucks.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Hmm, could the above be sj's new version of the You're So Vain mystery?