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Armchair_QB

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Mother cuts off 61-year-old son's allowance

ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Sicilian mother took away her 61-year-old son's house keys, cut off his allowance and hauled him to the police station because he stayed out late.

Tired of her son's misbehavior, the pensioner in the central Sicilian city of Caltagirone turned to the police to "convince this blockhead" to behave properly, La Sicilia, one of Sicily's leading newspapers, reported on Thursday.

The son responded by saying his mother did not give him a big enough weekly allowance and did not know how to cook.

"My son does not respect me, he doesn't tell me where he's going in the evenings and returns home late," the woman was quoted as saying. "He is never happy with the food I make and always complains. This can't go on."

Police helped the squabbling duo make up and the two returned home together, with the son's house keys and daily allowance restored.

Most Italian men still live at home late into their 30s, enjoying their "mamma's" cooking, washing and ironing.
 
Armchair_QB said:
Most Italian men still live at home late into their 30s, enjoying their "mamma's" cooking, washing and ironing.

How the heck do the Italians propogate the species, then?

Or do they just skip the early marriage part and just find a hot 20-something chick in their 40s like American men in mid-life crisis mode?
 
I'm going to land on AQB on "obscure thread title" grounds as soon as I stop laughing.
Well-played, lad.
 
Fenian_Bastard said:
I'm going to land on AQB on "obscure thread title" grounds as soon as I stop laughing.
Well-played, lad.

Blind squirrels...acorns...
 
Ay.

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I would imagine that teaching your 61-year-old son to behave is kinda like teaching a 14-year-old pit bull to heel.
 
Ace said:
I would imagine that teaching your 61-year-old son to behave is kinda like teaching a 14-year-old pit bull to heel.

You hit them with a rolled up newspaper?
 
Captain_Kirk said:
Zeke12 said:
How do you say BLOGS! in Italian?

LA BLOGAS?

I imagine "blog" is a masculine term and is an American word. Therefore, it'd be "Il Blog."

And the many years of Italian class is paying off.
 
mike311gd said:
Captain_Kirk said:
Zeke12 said:
How do you say BLOGS! in Italian?

LA BLOGAS?

I imagine "blog" is a masculine term and is an American word. Therefore, it'd be "Il Blog."

And the many years of Italian class is paying off.


sj.xom -- Where Your College Minors Go To Die.
 

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