The Inaugural SJ.com roast of BYH

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Who gets roasted?

  • Moddy

    Votes: 29 29.3%

  • BYH

    Votes: 13 13.1%

  • Mike 311 gd

    Votes: 8 8.1%

  • Dooley

    Votes: 2 2.0%

  • Lucas Wiseman

    Votes: 6 6.1%

  • sprited

    Votes: 12 12.1%

  • ijag

    Votes: 14 14.1%

  • sportschick

    Votes: 4 4.0%

  • Tomas Petty

    Votes: 5 5.1%

  • other

    Votes: 6 6.1%
  • Total voters
    99
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Buck said:
Are people really going to set aside time Friday night for an Internet roast?
I'm starting to question my membership here. What if dorkness is contagious? What if I catch some kind of contact dork?
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HAHA seconded.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

I voted for imjustagirl

hopefully she'll be around to enjoy her abuse (and i mean that in the nicest way possible).

;D
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

In order:
1) Webby
2) Moddy
3) BYH
4) Dools
5) IJAG
6) S-P
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Buck said:
Are people really going to set aside time Friday night for an Internet roast?
I'm starting to question my membership here. What if dorkness is contagious? What if I catch some kind of contact dork?
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Too late. You're in a fantasy sports league with BYH.
 
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Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Come on, only 4 percent for Tom Petty. Get with it people.

Then again I wish Fen was a choice. We could welcome him back for a night to get toasted . . . I mean roasted.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

forever_town said:
mustangj17 said:
Not Mikey. He is one of the nicest people on this board.
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Today's Sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: I agree with mustangj17.
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You guys are swell.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

If we were to roast Rosie, would we all be grounded? ;D
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Moddy.

Everybody but him, Webby and BYH would break down in tears.

Especially Mikey. He's too young to have his ass ripped and raped by SportsJournalists.com
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Moddy. Eight second jokes may cum and go, but Birks and Crocs never go out of style.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

RedSmithClone said:
Then again I wish Fen was a choice. We could welcome him back for a night to get toasted . . . I mean roasted.
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Hmm, I loved me some Fenian, but this is a pretty damn good idea.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

I'd like to vote for spnited, but who would be on the dais? None of his peers are still around.

Milton Berle? Dead. Henny Youngman? Dead. Lucille Ball? Dead.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Moddy. While I think insulting spnited would be fun, I can do it on other threads.

No one would ever call Moddy a bald hardass prick with the fashion sense of an Iowan tourist in Chicago, even jokingly, unless via PM. I want to be able to do it jokingly.

Plus, as is the tradition of every roast, it would afford us the chance to give our respect and appreciation to that old hardass. :D
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Freelance Hack said:
I'd like to vote for spnited, but who would be on the dais? None of his peers are still around.

Jesus? Dead. Moses? Dead. Matthew, Mark, Luke & John? Dead.
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Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Dickens Cider said:
Moddy. While I think insulting spnited would be fun, I can do it on other threads.

No one would ever call Moddy a bald hardass prick with the fashion sense of an Iowan tourist in Chicago, even jokingly, unless via PM. I want to be able to do it because you can get away with saying "**** You" to anyone as long as you have a smile on your face.

Plus, as is the tradition of every roast, it would afford us the chance to give our respect and appreciation to that old hardass. :D
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Fixed.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Written By Whiskey Bottle said:
Moddy.

Everybody but him, Webby and BYH would break down in tears.

Especially Mikey. He's too young to have his ass ripped and raped by SportsJournalists.com
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Mikey is roasted every day on nearly every thread - way more than anyone else. And he takes it better than anyone I know. Certainly better than I would.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Dickens Cider said:
Moddy. While I think insulting spnited would be fun, I can do it on other threads.

No one would ever call Moddy a bald hardass prick with the fashion sense of an Iowan tourist in Chicago, even jokingly, unless via PM. I want to be able to do it jokingly.

Plus, as is the tradition of every roast, it would afford us the chance to give our respect and appreciation to that old hardass. :D
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I agree completely.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Write-brained said:
Written By Whiskey Bottle said:
Moddy.

Everybody but him, Webby and BYH would break down in tears.

Especially Mikey. He's too young to have his ass ripped and raped by SportsJournalists.com
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Mikey is roasted every day on nearly every thread - way more than anyone else. And he takes it better than anyone I know. Certainly better than I would.
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Good. rehashing of outdated, overrated sitcoms. Let me count the moments.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Holy ****, Chef.
To begin with it's "first," not "first ever" ... ****ing redundant. I yell at young writers for this every freaking day.

Second, if you're going to include me, at least get the ****ing name right. It ain't all that difficult.
Did you cut out a piece of your brain as well as your ******* toes?
 
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