The Inaugural SJ.com roast of BYH

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Who gets roasted?

  • Moddy

    Votes: 29 29.3%

  • BYH

    Votes: 13 13.1%

  • Mike 311 gd

    Votes: 8 8.1%

  • Dooley

    Votes: 2 2.0%

  • Lucas Wiseman

    Votes: 6 6.1%

  • sprited

    Votes: 12 12.1%

  • ijag

    Votes: 14 14.1%

  • sportschick

    Votes: 4 4.0%

  • Tomas Petty

    Votes: 5 5.1%

  • other

    Votes: 6 6.1%
  • Total voters
    99
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

spnited said:
Holy ****, Chef.
To begin with it's "first," not "first ever" ... ****ing redundant. I yell at young writers for this every freaking day.

Second, if you're going to include me, at least get the ****ing name right. It ain't all that difficult.
Did you cut out a piece of your brain as well as your ******* toes?
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Why is it always about you? Why can't you accommodate him?
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Because anyone who's too ****ing stupid to go to a doctor instead of cutting off his own toes does not deserve to be accommodated.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

spnited said:
Holy ****, Chef.
To begin with it's "first," not "first ever" ... ****ing redundant. I yell at young writers for this every freaking day.

Second, if you're going to include me, at least get the ****ing name right. It ain't all that difficult.
Did you cut out a piece of your brain as well as your ******* toes?
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whoa. And this thread's bookmarked... i want to see what happens next.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Since Chef is involved, mangled toes and all, does that make this a cripple fight?
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

spnited said:
Because anyone who's too ****ing stupid to go to a doctor instead of cutting off his own toes does not deserve to be accommodated.
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Fair nuff...
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

i voted for sprited just to **** 'em off.
 
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Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Buck said:
What if I catch some kind of contact dork?
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You mean like this guy?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/XxXJoinMeXxX/dork.jpg
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

I dunno if I should feel good or bad about getting only one vote so far. :-\

If that person wants to fess up, he or she can PM me. :D

As for how spnited's name was come up with, it was actually pretty clever.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Why isn't Jones on the list?
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

dooley_womack1 said:
I dunno if I should feel good or bad about getting only one vote so far. :-\

If that person wants to fess up, he or she can PM me. :D

As for how spnited's name was come up with, it was actually pretty clever.
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It's an anagram for Penis TD :D
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Shame that the only one of Mike's former employees who openly posts on here won't be able to participate. :( :D
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Written By Whiskey Bottle said:
Especially Mikey. He's too young to have his ass ripped and raped by SportsJournalists.com
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Hey, if Kaz Matsui can suffer an anal fissure...
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

Written By Whiskey Bottle said:
Moddy.

Everybody but him, Webby and BYH would break down in tears.

Especially Mikey. He's too young to have his ass ripped and raped by SportsJournalists.com
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Phew. I knew being 25 had its perks.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast


I voted for other. I hate that guy.

Seriously, I picked IJAG because she gives better than she gets.
 
Re: The 1st ever SportsJournalists.com roast

God, how entertaining would that be?

Wait. Why don't you ask him -- in six months?
 
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