The downstairs neighbor: What lurks beneath

[HackyMcHack]

So I come home for a quick dinner around 7:30 p.m. or so, a break between putting out the college preview section and the live prep football final. Downstairs neighbor and a few of his redneck buddies (think Southern construction type) are already in full party mode.

After the normal business that is Friday night (yadda, yadda, yadda), I come home for the night around 1:30. Party mode is still on, at least two guys and a woman. Only 2-3 people, but plenty of hollerin'.....

It's now almost 2:30. They now have the stereo on. I've called the cops on them 2-3 times in the past, mostly last spring, only because a less-than-helpful apartment office manager told me to. I did try the direct approach prior to that, but that didn't work.

Any ideas?

 

[Chi City 81]

Upper-deck them. Or call the cops again. Either way works.

 

[JBHawkEye]

Upper-deck them. Or call the cops again. Either way works.

Exactly. Call the cops.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Comet bomb.

 

[old_tony]

Upper-deck them. Or call the cops again. Either way works.

Exactly. Call the cops.

No way. Go down to their party and f**k their girlfriends in front of them. ;D ;D

 

[Chi City 81]

Comet bomb.

That works, too.

 

[Mayfly]

Southern you say?

 

[Angola!]

I'd go with the call the cops again rout. And I would definitely complain to the apartment manager on Monday. You shouldn't have to put up with stereo's blasting at 2:30 a.m.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Upper-deck them. Or call the cops again. Either way works.

Exactly. Call the cops.

No way. Go down to their party and f**k their girlfriends in front of them. ;D ;D

Not sure I'd **** off drunk rednecks.

 

[old_tony]

Upper-deck them. Or call the cops again. Either way works.

Exactly. Call the cops.

No way. Go down to their party and f**k their girlfriends in front of them. ;D ;D

Not sure I'd **** off drunk rednecks.

If they're drunk rednecks, I'm not sure they'd be pissed off.

 

[Angola!]

Upper-deck them. Or call the cops again. Either way works.

Exactly. Call the cops.

No way. Go down to their party and f**k their girlfriends in front of them. ;D ;D

Not sure I'd **** off drunk rednecks.

Maybe they are into that kind of thing.

 

[pallister]

Not sure I'd **** off drunk rednecks.

Best advice yet.

 

[Angola!]

I wonder how many times he has heard Sweet Home Alabama in the last hour.

 

[old_tony]

And I would certainly thing that calling the cops would be a sure way to **** off drunk rednecks.

 

[pallister]

I wonder how many times he has heard Sweet Home Alabama in the last hour.

Turn it up!

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Ask 'em to play some Free Bird.

 

[Mayfly]

I wonder how many times he has heard Sweet Home Alabama in the last hour.

Turn it up!

If this guy's there, then it's a party!!!

 

[Mayfly]

Be sure to go into the back door. That's always where the party is with redneck southerners.

 

[Angola!]

Ask 'em to play some Free Bird.

I could listen to Free Bird over and over, actually. I like that song.

If I knew any other Lynyrd Skynyrd songs I'd suggest those, but maybe they could just use this site: http://www.allsouthernrock.com/

 

[Chi City 81]

I think "That Smell" would work great if you decide to upper-deck them.