The Academy Awards

[Jake from State Farm]

I miss the days when I could see actors and actresses on the red carpet without saying: “Who the **** is that?”

 

[DanOregon]

SNL joked about George Santos showing up as Tom Cruise. George Santos would be a bigger name than some of the nominees. It would be funny to get random people to pose as various nominees and see if the interviewers would even be aware - or care.

 

[UNCGrad]

We're killing time watching the Oscars red carpet, and Janelle Monae was shown and oh my god. Stunning.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

We're killing time watching the Oscars red carpet, and Janelle Monae was shown and oh my god. Stunning.

PREACH

 

[jr/shotglass]

I'm sure someone is going to disagree, but I thought Kimmel did about as good a job with the opening few minutes as anyone has in quite a while.

And if you had told me 20 years ago I'd be saying that about Jimmy Kimmel ...

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Ke Huy Quan, Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, wins Best Supporting Actor
Jamie Lee Curtis wins Best Supporting Actress, giving Everything Everywhere All at Once both supporting Oscars
Both had great acceptance speeches

 

[Machine Head]

Saw the Hugh Grant clip.

Was he always a ****ing asshole?

I thought he had a sense of self.

 

[Neutral Corner]

He's a ****.

 

[UNCGrad]

Though she didn't win, I remember seeing, with my kid, Stephanie Hsu in Be More Chill on Broadway.

She absolutely jumped off the stage.

 

[Webster]

Jonathan Majors is on both the Cream and the Clear.

 

[micropolitan guy]

I'll take "Things I used to care about for $400, Alex."

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Saw the Hugh Grant clip.

Was he always a ****ing asshole?

I thought he had a sense of self.

He got dragged into a red-carpet interview with no warning and reacted like a normal person would.

Who the **** is Ashley Graham and why should I care about her?

 

[jr/shotglass]

Yeah, but Hugh Grant is still a douche, independent of anything he did tonight.

 

[Machine Head]

He got dragged into a red-carpet interview with no warning and reacted like a normal person would.

Who the **** is Ashley Graham and why should I care about her?

No clue who interviewed him. Matters not to me.

He's a pro, knows the deal. He's there for a reason.

Don't act like TMZ jumped you at baggage claim.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I wish it was still five best picture nominees instead of 10 or however many there are now

 

[Inky_Wretch]

They couldn't get Matt Damon in the cocaine bear costume?

 

[PCLoadLetter]

I wish it was still five best picture nominees instead of 10 or however many there are now

It was so much simpler when it was five movies I haven’t seen instead of ten movies I haven’t seen. (And to be honest, hadn’t heard of half the nominees.)

 

[UNCGrad]

I stayed up long enough to see Janelle again.

Worth it.

 

[bigpern23]

Ke Huy Quan, Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, wins Best Supporting Actor
Jamie Lee Curtis wins Best Supporting Actress, giving Everything Everywhere All at Once both supporting Oscars
Both had great acceptance speeches

Three hours later, those are still the best moments of the show.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Off the top of my head they missed Stella Stevens in the in Memoriam segment