"That's What She Said"

[OnTheRiver]

I got burned larger than life today by a Michael Scott clone.

If you'd like to post your favorite "That's What She Said" line, feel free. Here's how I got mine today:

Someone offered to buy me a soda, and having just finished a large bottle of Diet Pepsi, I replied: "If I drink anymore of it, I'll drown."

Him, of course: "That's what she said."

 

[Perry White]

"That's what she said" = http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/as+the+actress+said+to+the+bishop.html ?

 

[HandsomeHarley]

My reporter, trying to cut a story to fill a small hole on the back page:

"I could only get 10 inches in."

Me:

"That's what she said."

 

[mltru2tx]

Me to the hand on my dairy farm: "Just ram it into the back and milk it dry"
Jim: "That's what she said." 8)