Texas prep steroid testing uncovers a staggering number ...

[Football_Bat]

TWO.

In the whole ****ing state of Texas.

Out of more than 10,000 selected for testing.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gXaHeGf3_MHE9MeWCvvHt_Fcc3zAD923TOPO0

 

[93Devil]

TWO.

In the whole ****ing state of Texas.

Out of more than 10,000 selected for testing.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gXaHeGf3_MHE9MeWCvvHt_Fcc3zAD923TOPO0

It's Texas.

This has to be on the up-and-up like everything else from that Mecca.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Poynter: Hey, why don't you sportswriters write more about high school athletes and steroid use? You're shirking your journalistic duty, you toy-department heathens!

Sportswriters: Here's some results from Texas. Now, do you mind? We have to write 54,651,687,694,131,684,130,165 team capsules for the football preview and deadline is pretty much Monday night.

 

[TopOfTheCircle]

Well, remember that the first widespread steroid testing of the NFL back in the 1990s found no positives, either.

 

[Write-brained]

That's not even a blip compared to the STD results.

 

[dixiehack]

I can't wait to see **** Pound show up at Permian vs. Lee to protest.

 

[nibs price]

They shoulda tested for HGH. Those Texas FB types aren't rookies, ya know.

 

[BYH]

Won't someone think of the children?

 

[Mystery_Meat]

My son passed his pee test just as hard as everyone else!

 

[jps]

total. waste.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I've been told that a team in the DFW area was about 75 percent roided up three seasons ago.
Even the punter and place kicker were taking.

 

[Football_Bat]

The kicker is, they only test during the school year. They don't test over the summer, when football players can cycle and do their big-time lifting.

The only ones this test is going to catch are the terminally stupid.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

The kicker is, they only test during the school year. They don't test over the summer, when football players can cycle and do their big-time lifting.

The only ones this test is going to catch are the terminally stupid.

Or worse, the freshmen and sophomores who aren't playing a whole lot now.
They are starting younger and younger.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

My son passed his pee test kidney stone just as hard as everyone else!

 

[cranberry]

The kicker is, they only test during the school year. They don't test over the summer, when football players can cycle and do their big-time lifting.

The only ones this test is going to catch are the terminally stupid.

Yeah. I think they need to increase the budget tenfold and test all of the players at least four times a year randomly and in the off-season. Maybe the IRS and Justice Department and Congress can get involved. This is the weakest drug program in all sports.

 

[BYH]

Clearly, retaining Victor Conte as a consultant worked wonders.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Poynter: Hey, why don't you sportswriters write more about high school athletes and steroid use? You're shirking your journalistic duty, you toy-department heathens!

Sportswriters: Here's some results from Texas. Now, do you mind? We have to write 54,651,687,694,131,684,130,165 team capsules for the football preview and deadline is pretty much Monday night.

That's a big ****in' number.

 

[Hammer Pants]

You only write about us when we fail steroids tests!

 

[hondo]

Any cheerleaders test positive?

 

[dargan]

10,117 tested.

1 power lifter tested.

I know as well as anybody that football's the one that counts in Texas, but they tested 1 power lifter? Surely there had to be some people they classified as football that also power lift.