suicidal moose takes down helicopter

[Starman]

Bullwinkle Strikes Back:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/05/moose.v.helo.ap/index.html

 

[BYH]

Was he hitchhiking with a sign that said "Will do moose stuff for food?"

 

[markvid]

WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT OUTTA MY HAT!

 

[Starman]

Again? That trick never works.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Was he hitchhiking with a sign that said "Will do moose stuff for food?"

What kind of stuff?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Was he hitchhiking with a sign that said "Will do moose stuff for food?"

What kind of stuff?

Well, sex, but if you just want him to walk to water and drink it, that would be fine.

Get in.

 

[pallister]

Great thread title. Great.

 

[Starman]

Great thread title. Great.

It might be the title of my next CD.

 

[pallister]

Suicidal Moose would be an awesome band name.

 

[Killick]

"As the animal got closer and closer to going down, an animal sort of loses its thinking -- its ability to rationalize what's in its best interest," Larsen said.

Been there.

 

[Ace]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

I don't think they were hunting. They were trying to tranquilize it.

 

[Ace]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

I don't think they were hunting. They were trying to tranquilize it.

Story doesn't say why they were tranquilizing it, though.

 

[MGoBlue]

Not only that, but the moose wasn't suicidal. Was just having a Woody Hayes moment.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

I don't think they were hunting. They were trying to tranquilize it.

Story doesn't say why they were tranquilizing it, though.

Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on Saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles northwest of Juneau in southeast Alaska. Moose outnumber humans there 2-to-1,

 

[Ace]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

I don't think they were hunting. They were trying to tranquilize it.

Story doesn't say why they were tranquilizing it, though.

Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on Saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles northwest of Juneau in southeast Alaska. Moose outnumber humans there 2-to-1,

You can study moose without tranquilizing them, I believe.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

I don't think they were hunting. They were trying to tranquilize it.

Story doesn't say why they were tranquilizing it, though.

Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on Saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles northwest of Juneau in southeast Alaska. Moose outnumber humans there 2-to-1,

You can study moose without tranquilizing them, I believe.

They're hard to tag unless they're out cold though.

 

[BYH]

I always knew Mike Mussina never quite got over that near perfect game in 2001.

 

[Ace]

Hunting a moose from a helicopter? In most states that's against the law.

Hell, you can't even spotlight deer from your car.

I don't think they were hunting. They were trying to tranquilize it.

Story doesn't say why they were tranquilizing it, though.

Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on Saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles northwest of Juneau in southeast Alaska. Moose outnumber humans there 2-to-1,

You can study moose without tranquilizing them, I believe.

They're hard to tag unless they're out cold though.

Where's the sport in that?

 

[Starman]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_Moose