Suck it, Gwyneth

[da man]

Don't care if she's a *****. Or old.

I'd still hit it.

 

[93Devil]

Don't care if she's a *****. Or old.

I'd still hit it.

And the next day I would make a t-shirt saying I did and wear it for the next month.

 

[JackReacher]

You remember a Mizzou story from being a lurker six years ago?

No, I remembered it from a year ago. But when I searched for it, I found the third one.

How much time did you spend looking those up?

 

[Shoeless Joe]

Don't care if she's a *****. Or old.

I'd still hit it.

1. Old? She is exactly one year to the day younger than me ... so kiss it.
2. I concur.

 

[da man]

Don't care if she's a *****. Or old.

I'd still hit it.

1. Old? She is exactly one year to the day younger than me ... so kiss it.
2. I concur.

I'm way older than her. I was merely responding to those who suggested her best days are behind her.

 

[Ace]

I don't know about her personality, and she's really not my type.

But she's really attractive.

And I like her mom.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Are there really people other than editors of women's magazines who think Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful?

She's attractive. If she's the most beautiful person in a room, there aren't many people in the room.

 

[da man]

Are there really people other than editors of women's magazines who think Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful?

She's attractive. If she's the most beautiful person in a room, there aren't many people in the room.

Yes.

 

[imjustagirl]

My hatred for Gwynnie is passed only by my hatred for Drew Barrymore among the Hollywood types. I just despise everything about her and I find her face to be extremely Loboish.

 

[poindexter]

That is awesome, Versatile.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Are there really people other than editors of women's magazines who think Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful?

She's attractive. If she's the most beautiful person in a room, there aren't many people in the room.

But when she's on the street, depending on the street, she's most definitely in the top 3.

 

[Versatile]

You remember a Mizzou story from being a lurker six years ago?

No, I remembered it from a year ago. But when I searched for it, I found the third one.

How much time did you spend looking those up?

About 30 seconds. How many times do you think Mizzougrad96 has used "Gwyneth" and "Coldplay" in one post? The answer is three.

 

[Buck]

Are there really people other than editors of women's magazines who think Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful?

She's attractive. If she's the most beautiful person in a room, there aren't many people in the room.

But when she's on the street, depending on the street, she's most definitely in the top 3.

I approve this reference.

 

[YankeeFan]

You remember a Mizzou story from being a lurker six years ago?

No, I remembered it from a year ago. But when I searched for it, I found the third one.

That's what I had guessed, and it makes it so much better that you found a third one from six years ago.

 

[Riptide]

You remember a Mizzou story from being a lurker six years ago?

No, I remembered it from a year ago. But when I searched for it, I found the third one.

That's what I had guessed, and it makes it so much better that you found a third one from six years ago.

That story was good enough to be told three times.

 

[Colton]

Not much of a fan of hers, and not big on country music, but for some reason, I really liked "Country Strong."

 

[Brian]

I've always rooted for a Paltrow-Martin split, just to see if Coldplay would come out with some bitter, angry kickass album that blew everyone away like Blood On The Tracks instead of the soggy wet paper sack opening and closing that is the band's current sound. More likely, he'd just openly weep into the mic for 50 minutes.

 

[Care Bear]

If Paltrow and Martin broke up, Coldplay would do a remake of "Walking on Sunshine," and the whole album would be the hap-hap-happiest musical experience since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye.

 

[Care Bear]

My favorite Gwyneth Paltrow moment was the last three minutes of "Seven." Or "Se7en." Whatever.

 

[buckweaver]

My favorite Gwyneth Paltrow moment was the last three minutes of "Seven." Or "Se7en." Whatever.

That's the name of her next kid.