Stupid text message commercials

[Norman Stansfield]

OK, in the last two minutes I've seen:

A commercial for horoscope text messages
A commercial for Valentine's Day text messages
A commercial for joke text messages

I am watching Jackass on MTV, but come on. Why the HELL would anybody spend money on that bull****?

 

[old_tony]

OK, in the last two minutes I've seen:

A commercial for horoscope text messages
A commercial for Valentine's Day text messages
A commercial for joke text messages

I am watching Jackass on MTV, but come on. Why the HELL would anybody spend money on that bull****?

Well, you are watching MTV, which lists its target audience as "dumbasses."

 

[sportschick]

OK, in the last two minutes I've seen:

A commercial for horoscope text messages
A commercial for Valentine's Day text messages
A commercial for joke text messages

I am watching Jackass on MTV, but come on. Why the HELL would anybody spend money on that bull****?

Well, you are watching MTV, which lists its target audience as "dumbasses."

Exactly.

What about those stupid dating text message commercials on A&E late night? Obnoxious!

 

[Angola!]

Come on, I get the joke ones they are hilarious.

 

[BYH]

That text message joke commercial...is that the one where you can text message a mamma joke to someone? Who is the ****ing knuckledragger who came up with THAT one? "Hey I have a great idea: Text message jokes that haven't been funny in 20 years!"

If I ever got a text message your mamma joke, I'd text back with "Your mamma's so dumb she birthed a moron who text messages mamma jokes."

 

[Angola!]

That text message joke commercial...is that the one where you can text message a mamma joke to someone? Who is the ****ing knuckledragger who came up with THAT one? "Hey I have a great idea: Text message jokes that haven't been funny in 20 years!"

If I ever got a text message your mamma joke, I'd text back with "Your mamma's so dumb she birthed a moron who text messages mamma jokes."

Damn, if I knew your cell phone number I would probably sign up for that or at least text message you a your mamma joke.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I heard your mama walked into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant, and they had to close down the restaurant.

 

[old_tony]

Best "your mom" crack I heard was just that, a crack, not a joke.

We're playing basketball on a playground after the sports dept's morning softball league game. We usually were having about 12-15 show up so one team would sit out. As one game ends, the new team comes in and one of the guys on that team says something to the effect of "We get this basket and the ball." Guy from the other team says, "What, do you want seven guys, too?" First guy comes back with, "If I wanted seven guys I'd drive over to your mom's house."

 

[Football_Bat]

Your momma's so fat when she dance, she make the band skip.

 

[EStreetJoe]

and I thought this thread was going to be about that stupid commercial where the father is text messaging his kids at the table asking him to pass him stuff and then the wife takes away the husband's phone at the end of the commercial.

 

[Kaylee]

and I thought this thread was going to be about that stupid commercial where the father is text messaging his kids at the table asking him to pass him stuff and then the wife takes away the husband's phone at the end of the commercial.

So did I.

A family-oriented commercial where the father is portrayed as a bumbling oaf...you never see that kind of original and cutting-edge humor.