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[dixiehack]

“During Halloween, some Floridians decided to go armed while trick-or-treating.”

 

[User 149557]

“In 2011, Kucinich sued a Capitol Hill cafeteria for damages after a 2008 incident in which he claimed to have suffered a severe injury biting into a sandwich and breaking a tooth on an olive pit.”

 

[I Should Coco]

"One person would exclaim, 'You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!' and the other would exclaim, 'You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!' They would then sample the mixture and remark on the great taste."

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

24 January 1508: Maximilian requested permission to march to Rome through Venetian territory, but the Venetians suspected the ruse and prepared for war.

 

[dixiehack]

“In 2016, the BBC reported that just under one-third of the 1,992 polling booths across Australia had a sausage stand by the count of the Election Sausage Sizzles website.”

 

[I Should Coco]

As a rule, I try to avoid looking up websites with "sausage" in their name ... but that one might be an exception.

 

[garrow]

an American Congressman, populist writer, and fringe scientist. He is known primarily now for his fringe theories concerning Atlantis, Catastrophism (especially the idea of an ancient impact event affecting ancient civilizations), and Shakespearean authorship. These works are widely regarded as examples of pseudoscience and pseudohistory.

 

[Batman]

"... a Dutch politician, former fetish model, producer, presenter, and activist."

 

[jr/shotglass]

"However, in September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a large and expensive last meal. Brewer did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry."

The meal:

"Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts"

 

[I Should Coco]

"However, in September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a large and expensive last meal. Brewer did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry."

The meal:

"Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts"

If I was a condemned man, I'd eat as much of that as I could so I might puke some of it out onto the state penitentiary floor when they flip the switch on the electric chair.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

"However, in September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a large and expensive last meal. Brewer did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry."

The meal:

"Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts"

To be fair, he was about to be fried to a crisp. Who can be hungry with that looming?

 

[Songbird]

He'd'a'been a deep fried human turducken.

 

[dixiehack]

They could have the electrodes already taped to my body and I’d still find room for Blue Bell ice cream.

 

[User 149557]

“Grimsley took a bat belonging to Indians player Paul Sorrento and accessed the area above the false ceiling in the clubhouse and crawled across with a flashlight in his mouth until he reached the umpires' room.”

 

[Batman]

He'd'a'been a deep fried human turducken.

Sounds like a new menu item at the Texas State Fair.

 

[jr/shotglass]

"We get all the way out past Henderson, Nevada, find a nice quiet spot in the desert to bury Angie. We open the trunk, and only then do we realize neither one of us had packed a shovel. Jose thought I did it. I thought Jose did it. And there's poor Angie, dead as a doornail on a tarp in the desert, half her face gone ..."

Oh, wait.

Wikipedia.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

They could have the electrodes already taped to my body and I’d still find room for Blue Bell ice cream.

"Hang tight, just wanna polish off this cookies and cream."

 

[dixiehack]

“In 2021, Morgan fired half of his firm's marketing department. The staffing purge came in the wake of a controversial Morgan & Morgan national advertising campaign, "Size Matters," which was meant to convey the large scale of the firm, but was criticized as an inappropriate **** joke. The staffers who were fired had criticized the ad campaign's phallic implications.”

 

[John]

“In 2021, Morgan fired half of his firm's marketing department. The staffing purge came in the wake of a controversial Morgan & Morgan national advertising campaign, "Size Matters," which was meant to convey the large scale of the firm, but was criticized as an inappropriate **** joke. The staffers who were fired had criticized the ad campaign's phallic implications.”

They did NIL deals with a bunch of big SEC players like Jordan Davis.

 

[garrow]

began his career as a journalist in 1912 while still a student at Columbia University; he worked as the New York correspondent for The Philadelphia Record. He worked as European war correspondent during World War I for the McClure Newspaper Syndicate, then was director of information in England and Ireland for the US Committee on Public Information.

In 1927, he was retained by Horace Liveright to revise Hamilton Deane's 1924 stage adaptation of Dracula for its American production. He did some significant work on the adaptation, which was a success when it debuted in October, running for 261 performances and making a star of Bela Lugosi.