Stuck in Philly...

[markvid]

Ok...thanks to USEless Airways, I am now stuck here for at least 8 hours...do I
A-find Alycia Lane's house and see if she will model her bikini for me
B-lay on the floor of F terminal and cry like one of my kids
C-Find where Ron Jaworski lives and go find out how he really feels about Kornheiser
D-Go find a Geno's cheesteak, order it, look at it and scream "CHEEZ WHIZ?"
E-Take the train to Center City, go to the Liberty Bell and bang my head repeatedly on it because I fly USAir on a regular basis

 

[sportschick]

Can you do all 5?

 

[markvid]

I have untill 11PM...so probably!

 

[Write-brained]

You're in the greatest city on earth! Enjoy it. ;D

 

[Wonderlic]

Definitely. All five.

FYI, I believe Jaws lives in South Jersey.

And eat the cheesesteak.

 

[trifectarich]

Of all the airports . . . a lot of nothingness in any direction. I vote for sweet-talking your way into an airline's frequent flyer lounge, then drinking heavily.

 

[markvid]

Write...always loved the city...want the airport torn down and start from scratch

 

[Wonderlic]

Oh, and while you're at the airport, find the exact line that separates Philadelphia from Delaware County.

Hard to believe that of two people working on different ends of the airport, one gets boned with having to pay Philadelphia city taxes and the other doesn't. It's true. :P

 

[Buck]

Jaws used to live in South Jersey. I don't know if he still does.
Go to Pat's, not Geno's.
Two oft-overlooked Philly gems: Mutter Museum and Harry's Occult Bookstore.

 

[Buck]

There's a colonial fort close to the airport, too. The name escapes me at the moment.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Equipment repair?

Compulsory crew rest period?

Outrageously late incoming flight?

4 PM to midnight is rough -- curious as to the reason>.

 

[Wonderlic]

Oh man. The Mutter Museum is sick.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Of all the airports . . . a lot of nothingness in any direction. I vote for sweet-talking your way into an airline's frequent flyer lounge, then drinking heavily.

I believe USAir lounge has a daily fee.

 

[playthrough]

He said the reason. He's flying USAirways.

 

[markvid]

It is crew and weather...soon as a small shower hits this airport...all bets are off. I may have been through here at least 100 times in my life, maybe 10 were on time.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Eat the cheesesteaks and then go throw batteries at small children... You'll fit in with the asshole locals...

 

[mike311gd]

C then A. Or A, C, then A again.

 

[Wonderlic]

Eat the cheesesteaks and then go throw batteries at small children... You'll fit in with the asshole locals...

We only threw batteries at J.D. Drew.

They were D cells. And he deserved it. :D

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Don't forget to boo Mike Schmidt when you're there... In my opinion, that's almost worse than what they did to Michael Irvin and Santa Claus...

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Eat the cheesesteaks and then go throw batteries at small children... You'll fit in with the asshole locals...

We only threw batteries at J.D. Drew.

They were D cells. And he deserved it. :D

I can't defend Drew on that one...