Strict Constructionists, Take Note

[zeke12]

http://tpmelectioncentral.com/2007/10/craig_to_argue_foottapping_a_constitutional_right.php

Larry Craig's lawyers to argue that wide stances, foot tapping and hand gestures are constitutionally protected by the first amendment. And the ACLU agrees. True bi-partisanship.

You'll also note that his lawyers are preparing oral arguments.

 

[Lyman_Bostock]

Strange bedfellows, so to speak.

 

[hockeybeat]

http://tpmelectioncentral.com/2007/10/craig_to_argue_foottapping_a_constitutional_right.php

Larry Craig's lawyers to argue that wide stances, foot tapping and hand gestures are constitutionally protected by the first amendment. And the ACLU agrees. True bi-partisanship.

You'll also note that his lawyers are preparing oral arguments.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=119423&title=headlines-larry-craigs-matt

Larry, no one is stupid enough to buy this argument.

 

[Bob Cook]

The grossest part of that interview was Mrs. Craig saying she knew that the descriptions of an area only she knew were wrong on three counts. I totally understand why Matt Lauer didn't go for the follow-up on that one. It would have been the most uncomfortable discussion about private parts since Michael Jackson's complaint about the police taking pictures of his penis.

 

[zeke12]

Strange bedfellows, so to speak.

Ba-dum-bum.

 

[slappy4428]

Dear Larry,
You pled guilty, you knew what you were doing.
Get over it, get out and move on...

 

[D-Backs Hack]

I believe Craig is hoping that there is a more lenient penal code in Minnesota.

 

[joe]

How the hell do you have a "wide stance" if your pants are around your ankles, or knees, or pulled down? Isn't that a physical impossibility? I mean, how the hell does this argument pass muster, even in his mind?

 

[Dan Rydell]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=119423&title=headlines-larry-craigs-matt

Larry, no one is stupid enough to buy this argument.

Jon Stewart scores again. So much for damage control, Senator.......

 

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These are the people we keep electing. The best and the brightest, indeed.