Oh, those cross country parents. This e-mail was sent to our prep editor earlier this week. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Can you say Cookoo, Cookoo?
Mr. Joe Smoe,
I am So-and-so, stepfather of Brandon G. of Old High. I wanted to make a few things clear with you. I know Coach Fiddle Faddle has been hounding you all to select Brandon as the "runner of the year" and that has bothered us (me Brandon, and his mother). You see, distance running isnt one of those sports that has judges holding up opinion cards giving them a score from one to ten. Cross country is a team sport that doesnt depend on judges to determine a winner.
Brandon doesnt run for the applause of others. He runs for himself. To test the limits of his body and mind. We appreciate the attention your paper has given the sport, but we dont really care for the constant comparisons that are made. Nothing matters but head-to-head racing. The reality is that a runner is only as good as his/her last race. Sad, but true.
We are not at all impressed with the last article you guys did on Brandon and Taylor K.. The picture looks stupid and they are misquoted a few times. If you are going to do an article on Brandon do it right or not at all. Brandon takes his sport very seriously and if you guys want to interview him and take his picture for the paper you will do the same.
If you need a picture of Brandon running let me know. Brandon is a serious athlete and doesnt like looking like dumb and dumber in the paper. I'm not like Coach Fiddle Faddle and I wont be begging you to put Brandon in your paper. Further, dont ever again stop him in the middle of a workout to take his picture or give an interview. If it cant wait until its over its probably not newsworthy. We dont want Brandon to be in your paper because the coach buys an add or he hounds you. If Brandon does something newsworthy, thats cool. Please dont dig for something to say about him.
If you have any questions about this e-mail hit me back or contact Brandons mother, Elaine.
Mr. Joe Smoe,
I am So-and-so, stepfather of Brandon G. of Old High. I wanted to make a few things clear with you. I know Coach Fiddle Faddle has been hounding you all to select Brandon as the "runner of the year" and that has bothered us (me Brandon, and his mother). You see, distance running isnt one of those sports that has judges holding up opinion cards giving them a score from one to ten. Cross country is a team sport that doesnt depend on judges to determine a winner.
Brandon doesnt run for the applause of others. He runs for himself. To test the limits of his body and mind. We appreciate the attention your paper has given the sport, but we dont really care for the constant comparisons that are made. Nothing matters but head-to-head racing. The reality is that a runner is only as good as his/her last race. Sad, but true.
We are not at all impressed with the last article you guys did on Brandon and Taylor K.. The picture looks stupid and they are misquoted a few times. If you are going to do an article on Brandon do it right or not at all. Brandon takes his sport very seriously and if you guys want to interview him and take his picture for the paper you will do the same.
If you need a picture of Brandon running let me know. Brandon is a serious athlete and doesnt like looking like dumb and dumber in the paper. I'm not like Coach Fiddle Faddle and I wont be begging you to put Brandon in your paper. Further, dont ever again stop him in the middle of a workout to take his picture or give an interview. If it cant wait until its over its probably not newsworthy. We dont want Brandon to be in your paper because the coach buys an add or he hounds you. If Brandon does something newsworthy, thats cool. Please dont dig for something to say about him.
If you have any questions about this e-mail hit me back or contact Brandons mother, Elaine.