Stop me if you've heard this one before. Police want to speak with Pacman...

[Hammer Pants]

Apologies if this is a d_b...

http://www.thetennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080115/SPORTS01/80115020

 

[hondo]

What are the odds?

 

[GB-Hack]

What are the odds?

Caesers Palace had it at 4/6.

 

[Hammer Pants]

Sucker-punching a woman in a strip club.

Must be a set-up. That sounds nothing like Pacman.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

This guy has to be dumbest guy in the history of mankind. Seriously, is there anyone more ignorant than this guy?

 

[slappy4428]

This guy has to be dumbest guy in the history of mankind. Seriously, is there anyone more ignorant than this guy?

I dunno... Leon Spinks leaving his teeth in a strip bar ranks up there.. but no one as maliciously ignorant.

 

[Chef]

Wait;

The woman he hit in the strip club is his attorney?

Something going on here.

 

[Starman]

Jail, jail, jail.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Like Lawrence Phillips and Cecil Collins before him, it seems that Pacman just isn't intelligent/psychologically stable enough to stay out of trouble.

 

[Hammer Pants]

I hesitate to judge anyone I don't personally know, but is there anything other than prison time that could help him at this point?

 

[expendable]

What would prison time do? He's too big and seen as a hero to have to, ummmm, hit the ATM machine.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Jesus Christ, if stupid was a country Pacman would be the capitol.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I might be old fashioned, but I thought one of a reporter's main goals should be to make confusing situations a little more clear for readers.

If that's still the case, this story is full of fail.

 

[outofplace]

If he really did what the reports day, tried to attack the woman repeatedly and then sucker punched her in the hallway....this should be it. Done. Banned from the league for life. Enough of this idiot already.

 

[Bill Brasky]

What an idiot. He may be dumber than Michael Vick.
Look, you already lost one NFL season, you dumb-ass. Is it that difficult to stay out of strip clubs and hang around at home? You can't find a nice woman you can go to the movies with or something?

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Like Lawrence Phillips and Cecil Collins before him, it seems that Pacman just isn't intelligent/psychologically stable enough to stay out of trouble.

Wow. Cecil 'The Diesel'. I forgot all about him.

They should have a celebrity death match between he and Lawrence Phillips.

Winner gets all the soap on a rope they can handle.

 

[Hammer Pants]

It baffles me beyond belief that this guy still goes to strip clubs. He's either the dumbest or most arrogant person in this country.

 

[Pastor]

What an idiot. He may be dumber than Michael Vick.
Look, you already lost one NFL season, you dumb-ass. Is it that difficult to stay out of strip clubs and hang around at home? You can't find a nice woman you can go to the movies with or something?

With his history, how many "nice" women do you think are lining up at his door?

This guy has issues and this society is not one he belongs in.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Like Lawrence Phillips and Cecil Collins before him, it seems that Pacman just isn't intelligent/psychologically stable enough to stay out of trouble.

Wow. Cecil 'The Diesel'. I forgot all about him.

They should have a celebrity death match between he and Lawrence Phillips.

Winner gets all the soap on a rope they can handle.

Collins is currently incarcerated in Florida. Due for release in 2014.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Like Lawrence Phillips and Cecil Collins before him, it seems that Pacman just isn't intelligent/psychologically stable enough to stay out of trouble.

Wow. Cecil 'The Diesel'. I forgot all about him.

They should have a celebrity death match between he and Lawrence Phillips.

Winner gets all the soap on a rope they can handle.

Collins is currently incarcerated in Florida. Due for release in 2014.

And Phillips is locked up in LA County I believe.