Speaking of bags o' crap

[Moderator1]

Ain't talking 'bout woot. I'm talking about this dude the Nats are apparently trying to obtain.
Yes, I know there's a baseball thread. I thought this ****bag deserved his own.

I swear - I swear - I will swear them off.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/05/23/Tampabay/Ballplayer_s_wife__He.shtml

 

[Starman]

Ain't talking 'bout woot. I'm talking about this dude the Nats are apparently trying to obtain.
Yes, I know there's a baseball thread. I thought this ****bag deserved his own.

I swear - I swear - I will swear them off.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/05/23/Tampabay/Ballplayer_s_wife__He.shtml

Well, the Nats already obtained convicted (pled guilty) woman-beater, wife-and-family-abandoner, admitted drug user and drunk, and lazy mouthy fatass pig Dmitri Young, so they're obviously not really worried about winning any gold stars from NOW or any other organization which opposes the brutalization of women.

It's disgusting what some teams will do to put together a dominant, pennant-contending team.




P.S. I know Young appears to be in shape, and is hitting well, right now.

Wait. Just wait. A week or two after he hits incentive clauses to guarantee his whole contract.

Just wait.

 

[GB-Hack]

Latest Dukes news today is he impregnated a 17-year old.

For those keeping score, that would be six kids with five women. But at least he won't face charges.

http://www.tboblogs.com/index.php/newswire/story/dukes-will-not-face-charges/

 

[Moderator1]

Shawn Kemp, your record is in jeopardy.

 

[beefncheddar]

But didn't you hear? Gary Sheffield is going to help him straighten his life out.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Did the Nats hire someone in personnel who has worked with both the Portland TrailBlazers and the Cincinnati Bengals? Good grief ...

 

[Chi City 81]

Shawn Kemp, your record is in jeopardy.

I thought Calvin Murphy was the (modern-day) record holder.

 

[Bubbler]

Jim Bowden -- making the world a better place.

 

[fanboy]

I hear the Nats are trying to sign Bobby Chouinard and Wil Cordero. Their efforts to get Brett Myers were apparently rebuffed.

 

[Moderator1]

Hell, they HAD Cordero for a year.

Murphy has a bunch of those kids with one woman, right? That kind of DQs him.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Can Mike Tyson pitch?

 

[Chi City 81]

Can Mike Tyson pitch?

I don't know. But Leonard Little can drive the bullpen car.

 

[Starman]

Can Mike Tyson pitch?

I don't know. But Leonard Little can drive the bullpen car.

Or maybe Al Cowlings.

 

[slappy4428]

Hey, the Gnats have to be profilic somewhere... doesnt have to be on the field...

 

[fanboy]

Hey, the Gnats have to be profilic somewhere... doesnt have to be on the field...

Don't look now. They're only 10 behind the Mets!

 

[Write-brained]

I don't have time to discuss the Nats right now. I have a video game to finish.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Luis Polonia, pick up the white courtesy phone ...

 

[BYH]

Dukes likes underage girls?

Maybe the Mets can acquire him to give Lastings "12 and younger please" Milledge a running mate in N'awlins.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I guess Jim Bowden is thinking, "remember when the Washington Capitals were good? Like when they had Dino Cicerelli and Scott Stevens and Geoff Courtnall riding limos around Georgetown and leaving bars with 16-year-old girls with good fake IDs? I want to capture THAT sort of spirit again."

 

[Willie-Butch]

Did the D'Rays' team VP ever pitch in the California Penal League?