So, who coaches the San Diego Chargers next year?

[Chef]

Carroll?

Schottenheimer?

Saban?

Mora, Jr.?

 

[Claws for Concern]

Cam Cameron?

 

[Chef]

If Marty is there next year, Cameron won't.

Surprised he hasn't been snapped up yet.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Because he did a bang up job at IU.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

Wade Phillips

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Herm Edwards said he is not interested in the position.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Because he did a bang up job at IU.

Indeed. Malcolm "Cam" Cameron had possibly the greatest player that program has ever seen, and couldn't build a defense to help out. A total waste of Antwaan Randle El.

As for Schottenheimer, let him come back. It makes me giddy every time he loses another playoff game at home with a favored team. That's right, giddy. Cannot stand the man.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Chan Gailey.

 

[Starman]

Carroll?

Schottenheimer?

Saban?

Mora, Jr.?

Saban is not interested, and will tell you so himself.

Plus, he has a binding contract, and is working with people who really, really love him. Why would he want to leave??

 

[Michael_ Gee]

As noted in another thread, Jon Gruden is the only logical candidate.

 

[Van Lingle Mungo]

I wonder if the FO has given any thought to retaining Schottenheimer's services until the fourth quarter of a playoff game. At this point, I don't think he'd have any right to file a grievance.

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Wade Phillips

Perfect. Wade is the ideal stand-in for any situation where they need a little more time to make up their minds.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

A splendid idea VLM! A new coaching position-the closer co-ordinator. The NFL has every other kind of coach, so why not? It'd be a way for veterans to pad their resumes. Imagine the excitement in Qualcoom Stadium next year. It's the 4th quarter, the Chargers lead by 4, and **** Vermeil takes off his headset in the press box to take the long walk down to the sidelines to replace Marty for the rest of the game!

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

The worst thing is they got beat on a day when Brady threw more bad passes than he usually throws in a month.

 

[WSKY]

I gotta go with Mariucci

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

PLEASE, JUST TAKE HERM EDWARDS.
PLEASE.

 

[lono]

I'm hearing it's going to be John D. Villareal, who will also be the team's strength coach, attorney, radio talk-show host, corporate pitchman and outside linebacker.

And he'll diddle a few cheerleaders just for good measure. ;)

 

[BYH]

Absolutely not Schottenheimlich.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I really don't think No. 61 would be that good of a coach.