So where's Tricky **** Cheney?

[Football_Bat]

The Vice President's last public sighting was a month ago at a VFW convention.

Hmmmmmm.......

 

[HejiraHenry]

The Vice President's last public sighting was a month ago at a VFW convention.

Hmmmmmm.......

Call Coast to Coast tonight. Maybe he's on Moon Base Alpha.

 

[Pastor]

With the elections coming, the guy is in hiding. Nobody wants him stumping for them. Hell, nobody even likes him. Put him in a bunker, keep him out of sight and hopefully nobody will remember him as they enter the voting booths.

 

[Upper Tupper]

Hitchin' a ride with Paris Hilton.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Out taking that 19 percent approval rating for a spin.

 

[cranberry]

As long as he's not carrying a shotgun....

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Partying in Rio with Ken Lay.

 

[Hustle]

"Because seeing him, well, that's like sighting a rare white elk."

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

He's shooting 70-year old lawyers in the face.

 

[Ace]

He's shooting 70-year old lawyers in the face.

I can live with that. As long as he stays out of trouble.

 

[Duane Postum]

Diving for Roto-Rooter.

 

[Point of Order]

Way back on this board, I predicted a pre-election resignation for "health (political) reasons" for Mr. Cheney. Come on, baby! There's still time.

 

[Ace]

Way back on this board, I predicted a pre-election resignation for "health (political) reasons" for Mr. Cheney. Come on, baby! There's still time.

You may be on to something. I bet he takes Rumsfeld hunting, "accidently" shoots him in the gut and then takes his own life in remorse.

Two birds, one hunting trip. Everyone's happy.