So - what have I missed?

[carrie]

Haven't been around here much, so can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version of what's been going on around here?

 

[Chi City 81]

Dems hate Dubya, GOPers tell Dems to go **** themselves. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Also, the board has a new pathetitard -- indiansnetwork.

 

[sportschick]

A-Rod's a fraud, and so is Notre Dame.

All Muslims are terrorists and BYH is old.

 

[spup1122]

Journalists have no idea what to do on a free Friday night because they don't exist, especially for sports journalists.

SC is short, and Mizzou is going to beat Ohio University today AND cover the spread.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

You missed me, that's for sure.

 

[sportschick]

Journalists have no idea what to do on a free Friday night because they don't exist, especially for sports journalists.

SC is short, and Mizzou is going to beat Ohio University today AND cover the spread.

Checked the score? Mizzou will win, but no way do they cover the spread.

Oh, I got a new kitten, and IJAG's his godmother for helping inspire his name. She rawks!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

You named your cat Brook?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

You missed a great rant by Mike Leach last week. Then again, you probably wanted to miss that. :-\

Welcome back ... I'm sure the other ladies on the board kept your seat warm and ready.

 

[imjustagirl2]

THAT would be a kickass name for a cat, TSP.

Thanks, sc.

You missed the same ol' ****, carrie. Same as it's ever been. Only more overplayed and more vitriolic. It's a bad cycle.

 

[carrie]

Good to see nothing has changed.

I've been afraid to log in for fear of giant asian dongs attacking me.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Good to see nothing has changed.

I've been afraid to log in for fear of giant asian dongs attacking me.

I'm not Asian.

 

[Stretch15]

Idaho now has two racing bikes (one new, one slightly used).

Fantasy hockey is warming up.

Some moron wants to re-enact the 9/11 attacks for posterity's sake.

 

[BYH]

A-Rod's a fraud, and so is Notre Dame.

All Muslims are terrorists and BYH is old.

HEY!!!! Do not associate me with those terroristic bastards!

Now people will see me on the street and correlate me with terrorists.

I'm suing your ass SC!!! Solo is mine!!! :D

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

Same as it ever was

Same AS it ever was

Same as it EVAH was

Same as IT ever WAS

 

[leo1]

a-rod sucks. no, he's ok.

leyland sucks. nah, he's ok.

the cubs still suck.

 

[alleyallen]

Bill Clinton came on here and unveiled his plan to solve all of America's health care problems. But Republicans shot the idea down immediately because, hey, the man got a blow job from an intern!

 

[HoopsMcCann]

it sucks, as always

 

[JR]

Boom still hasn't learned to spell but he's adept at the quote function, Lyman's ad hominem arguments just passed the 1,000 mark, Old Tony is our new "Dems this, dems that" poster and we have a new village idiot, Indiansnetwork.

Other than that, plus ca change....

 

[Trey Beamon]

- Folks changed screen names.

- Spinted apparently has a nice ass for a mummy.

- Brook made some Hall of Fame.

- Sophia is SportsJournalists.com's favorite Bush.

- Leaving an NFL gamer off the sports front isn't the best idea.

- The Browns still suck.

 

[alleyallen]

The Astros made the playoffs and the Texans are undefeated.

Oh, wait. That was meant for the 2006 Sports Wishes That Will Go Unrealized thread.