SNL with Peyton Manning

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Peyton Manning and the United Way was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
And the NCAA pool sketch was good as well.
I would have liked to have seem them work Eli into a sketch, but it was decent.
 
PopeDirkBenedict said:
I didn't see the show, but if they didn't have Peyton Manning think to himself, "I'm going upstairs to masturbate," then the show was a failure.

One of the all-time shock moments of SNL. Honest to God.

I remember watching that when it originally aired and did a double take when Joe Montana said the line. It was awesome.
 
PopeDirkBenedict said:
I didn't see the show, but if they didn't have Peyton Manning think to himself, "I'm going upstairs to masturbate," then the show was a failure.

Simply outstanding.

Seriously, the board could write a better SNL in 90 minutes.
 
CapeCodder said:
Him calling out a series of audibles--maybe as the director, flipping from camera to camera.
The key to this, of course, would be to have a cast member (or several) scrambling madly to get into position before he shouted "Action!" Then they could have one of the big-name referees throw a flag because said cast member wasn't set for a full count.

Simon_Cowbell said:
Did they do an Idol sketch with Underwood?
They should have had one where she dumps Romo for a "real" quarterback. (And then follow that up with the Brady-esque baby.)
 
I only saw about 30 minutes of it when I got home from a game but I'll admit I laughed a couple of times at the sketch with the annoying girl at the party who kept interrupting everyone. We've all run into somebody like that, no?
 
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I went in fearing the worst ... and Peyton was actually pretty good.

Lord knows he's had a lot of practice in front of the camera with all his commercials ....

The monologue was predictable and he stumbled once but recovered. But the United Way spot was ROFL funny. I usually punch out on the segment after Weeekend Update, but what I saw of the show was decent.
 
1) I will never understand why they keep doing that Tim Calhoun sketch. I can't even see just one ounce of humor in it.

2) It's easy to see why they changed Bush impersonators (Forte -- who by no coincidence plays Tim Calhoun -- was terrible.) That said, Sudeikis is't much of an improvement.

3) How in the world do you have Peyton Manning on the show and not do a Superfans sketch? I think something where Bears fans would have kidnapped him would be hilarious.
 
I had my morning coffee still giggling about the United Way digital short. "Cops!"

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=84993

I was hoping to see a spoof of Peyton's eighth-grade tango home video. However, all of these SNL/Peyton Manning ideas only reinforce the fact that yes, the show needs some new writers.
 
playthrough said:
No complaints. That opening United Way spoof was outstanding and NCAA pool was funny. I don't go into SNL expecting too much great stuff anymore, but Manning was enough of a novelty to get me through.

Yep. That was a hilarious skit, which was enough for me.
 
I figured Manning would be good, but I didn't think he'd be so game. I mean, getting someone who's polished his image so well to do a spoof where he's injuring kids and telling them to bleep off takes more self-deprecation than many of us could manage. I can't imagine Tom Brady, for example, being as willing to do that dancing as Manning was at the end of the coach sketch.

And Peyton can act, a little. We've seen that in his commercials, as opposed to Wayne Gretzky, who didn't pretend to be an actor and who looked as comfortable on stage as we would in the NHL.

The only problems I had was the usual one -- most sketches are too long. They'll take a one-minute joke and stretch it to f-i-v-e minutes of hell. The party chick, the locker-room thing and the coffee sketch at the end all could have been better by being shorter.

And the thing that was missing from the NCAA pool thing was a reprise of Abdul-Jabbar's role in "Airplane!" where the kid tells him he doesn't work hard. Jabbar looks around, breaks character, then lectures the kid, directly. The same thing would have been just as good in that sketch.

I agree, the show hasn't been very inspired in recent years. This was one of their better efforts. And the Montana sketch is a classic, as was the one where Fran Tarkenton was with a woman in her apartment, calls timeout, then goes to talk things over with Bud Grant. Yeah, I'm old.
 
Sly said:
1) I will never understand why they keep doing that Tim Calhoun sketch. I can't even see just one ounce of humor in it.

I don't understand why Will Forte is still even on the show. I mean, they give Chris Parnell - to cite one example - the ax and keep this guy? Hell, I would've rather seen Sanz come back if it meant losing Forte.
 
crusoes said:
I figured Manning would be good, but I didn't think he'd be so game. I mean, getting someone who's polished his image so well to do a spoof where he's injuring kids and telling them to bleep off takes more self-deprecation than many of us could manage. I can't imagine Tom Brady, for example, being as willing to do that dancing as Manning was at the end of the coach sketch.

Didn't Brady sport tighty-whiteys while walking around an office? I'd say he was pretty game.
 
Brady did a song-and-dance opening number, and danced in the baba ganoosh skit where (shockingly) Horatio Sanz couldn't keep himself from laughing. He was definitely game.

But Peyton did an excellent job.
 
Sly said:
1) I will never understand why they keep doing that Tim Calhoun sketch. I can't even see just one ounce of humor in it.
"Jack Abramoff? I don't even know Abram."

Christ I thought I was gonna have a heart attack laughing at that one.
 
It took Peyton (and Carrie :-*) to get me to watch a show I hadn't seen in 20 years.

And neither one let me down.

In a world of Pacman Jones and Britney, it's great to see their opposites reach the top.
 
Same with Carrie. Not really an Idol fan, but she can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

I'd say Peyton was a fair sport. I kept waiting for them to do a sketch with him dressed as a woman and they didn't do one... unless it got cut after dress rehearsal...

All in all, a funny show, funnier than some this year.
 
Manning was game, but the show doesn't have much game. The spoof was funny, but the skits (party girl, most of the basketball piece, "300" spoof) sucked.
 
mpcincal said:
Sly said:
1) I will never understand why they keep doing that Tim Calhoun sketch. I can't even see just one ounce of humor in it.

I'll go on record as someone who also disliked Chris Parnell. Guy wouldn't have even lasted on the show if Ferrell hadn't saved his ass when Michaels originally tried to ax him.

I don't understand why Will Forte is still even on the show. I mean, they give Chris Parnell - to cite one example - the ax and keep this guy? Hell, I would've rather seen Sanz come back if it meant losing Forte.
 

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