I tuned in just after the monologue, and barely chuckled the entire show. Swift as the teen with bad-driving parents was funny, as was the Twilight spoof, but so much of the rest was just so unoriginal.
• Scared straight? Yeah, done before and it wasn't funny then, either.
• Penelope (or whatever her name is), the exaggerator? Done. Unfunny.
• The View? Again: Done before, not funny yet again.
• Nick Fain on WU? Ditto.
• At the end, the "Business Bunnies" album? To steal Seth and Amy's bit, "Really?" Natalie Merchant? Eddie Vedder? Did I miss the memo where we not only were supposed to turn our clocks back last week, but also our calendars to 1993?