SING-ALONG: Female has a large posterior

[CentralIllinoisan]

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, OK?

I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's lïke, out there, I mean -- gross. Look!

She's just so ... black!

 

[boots]

What the **** is this all about?

 

[Lamar Mundane]

Imus?

My anaconda don't want none ....

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Unless you got buns, hun. You can do sidebends or situps, but please don't lose that butt ...

Jesus, I am bored.

 

[Clever username]

Paul Posluzny looks like he has bird poop on his shoulder.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Paul Posluzny looks like he has bird poop on his shoulder.

What's funny is each time I see that, I am reminded of my brother ... he looks very much like Paul. But my brother has a ****less shoulder. Usually.

 

[Double J]

So ladies, if the butt is round
And you want a Triple X throwdown
Dial 1-900-HE-LUVS-DA-PATOOT
And keep on knockin' boots

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

So ladies, if the butt is round
And you want a Triple X throwdown
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back ... :D

 

[HejiraHenry]

Have you seen the "Gilbert and Suillivan" version?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout

 

[Lamar Mundane]

Fonda ain't got no motor in the back of her Honda.

 

[Double J]

So ladies, if the butt is round
And you want a Triple X throwdown
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back ... :D

I like my adaptation in honour of:

What the **** is this all about?

;)

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Gotta love bootsie. :D

 

[Matt Foley]

So fellas, Yeah
So fellas, Yeah
Does your girlfriend got the butt, HELL YEAH

 

[Chi City 81]

Then turn around, stick it out,
Even Sportsbruh's got to shout ...

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Baby got back?

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

badonkadonk

 

[KYSportsWriter]

No! None of that song!

 

[Highway 101]

Ummmm....

I think a few folks failed to attend their AA meeting tonight.

 

[KG]

I picked up one of my friend's kids from daycare the other day and he was singing this song. Hmmmm I wonder what else Daddy listens to with the kids in the car.

No worries, Mommy and Daddy are even, because the first thing he said to me when we stepped outside of the daycare were, "We got pulled over this morning for speeding and we got a ticket ;D"