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JournalismJobs.com - Job Listing - Seeking sports reporter who can lay down a suicide squeeze bunt

We're building a top 10 APSE community sports section and website, and we're looking for a candidate who wants to grow with us. First and foremost, you must be a strong storyteller. You know sports is about people, not statistics. Other key skills: social media, video, copy editing. Ability to speak Spanish a plus. We are a progressive, family-owned company that sees the opportunities for growth. A 25,000-circulation daily in South Texas about 30 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, our newspaper is close to the beach and to Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Christi and Houston. This is a full-time position with full company benefits. To join our team, send your resume, work samples and cover letter to the Victoria Advocate, attention Editor Chris Cobler, [email protected] or mail to 311 E. Constitution, Victoria, TX 77901.
 
Victoria, Texas? Sweet. Is there any Stone Cold Steve Austin coverage involved?
 
who is the runner at third base for the suicide-squeeze, Benji Molina or Billy Hamilton?
 
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Stop right there!
I gotta know right now;
Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do ya need me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will ya please me, will you take me for life?
Will ya love me, will ya make me your wife?
 
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now;
Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do ya need me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will ya please me, will you take me for life?
Will ya love me, will ya make me your wife?
If you're gonna throw lyrics at us, how about getting it right?

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life?
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife?
 
Why should I lay down a bunt skip?
Because Stone Cold Says do......

Clearly the GM of this organization is not into sabremetrics
 
How about a safety squeeze?
Coach Stone Cold:

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