Running MLB Thread 2007 #1

[Flying Headbutt]

All things MLB go here. American League, Senior Circuit, whatever. Seamheads everywhere are joyous starting tonight. Count me among them.

 

[Chi City 81]

For about 18 hours anyway, the Cubs will be in first place.

 

[david kaye]

Cubs haven't played a game, and they're a half-game ahead of the Cardinals. Good times.

 

[BYH]

For about 18 hours anyway, the Cubs will be in first place.

Ahem. TIED for first place.

 

[Angola!]

All things MLB go here. American League, Senior Circuit, whatever. Seamheads everywhere are joyous starting tonight. Count me among them.

Your board, your rules.
Let's go Yankees, clap, clap, clapclapclap.

 

[Bubbler]

The Brewers were in first place on my agate page today. And there they will stay.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I'm a uniter, literally.

 

[BYH]

The Brewers were in first place on my agate page today. And there they will stay.

2007 FINAL MLB STANDINGS

Brewers 78-84 10
Cardinals 88-74 --
Astros 82-80 6
Cubs 80-82 8
Reds 78-84 10
Pirates 66-96 22

 

[hockeybeat]

Ol' Blood And Guts Pavano takes the mound for the Yankees tomorrow against failed Mets pitcher Scott Kazmir.

 

[Angola!]

Ol' Blood And Guts Pavano takes the mound for the Yankees tomorrow against failed Mets pitcher Scott Kazmir.

Are you going? I could see one of three things from Pavano tomorrow: 1. Pitching 7 innings, allowing 2 or so runs; 2. Pitching 1 1-3 innings, allowing 6 runs and walking 5; 3. Hurting his vagina right before the game and not pitching.

 

[BYH]

Ol' Blood And Guts Pavano takes the mound for the Yankees tomorrow against failed Mets pitcher Scott Kazmir.

Are you going? I could see one of three things from Pavano tomorrow: 1. Pitching 7 innings, allowing 2 or so runs; 2. Pitching 1 1-3 innings, allowing 6 runs and walking 5; 3. Hurting his vagina right before the game and not pitching.

If no. 1 happens, I'm going to bet the mortgage on the Yankees winning the World Series.

Actually, I already think they're going to win the World Series. But a good start from Wounded Vagina Pavano will surely signal the end of the pennant race.

Edit: I don't actually have a mortgage. So this bet is null and void regardless.

 

[Angola!]

Ol' Blood And Guts Pavano takes the mound for the Yankees tomorrow against failed Mets pitcher Scott Kazmir.

Are you going? I could see one of three things from Pavano tomorrow: 1. Pitching 7 innings, allowing 2 or so runs; 2. Pitching 1 1-3 innings, allowing 6 runs and walking 5; 3. Hurting his vagina right before the game and not pitching.

If no. 1 happens, I'm going to bet the mortgage on the Yankees winning the World Series.

Actually, I already think they're going to win the World Series. But a good start from Wounded Vagina Pavano will surely signal the end of the pennant race.

Edit: I don't actually have a mortgage. So this bet is null and void regardless.

I really don't like the fact that you are picking the Yankees to win it all, this tells me they will lose in the first round again.

 

[BYH]

Haha dude how many times have we been over this? I didn't pick them to win any of the last three years either and they didn't win. Hence, now that I am picking them to win, you should be soiling your drawers in joy!

 

[hockeybeat]

[quote author=Angola!"]

Ol' Blood And Guts Pavano takes the mound for the Yankees tomorrow against failed Mets pitcher Scott Kazmir.

Are you going? I could see one of three things from Pavano tomorrow: 1. Pitching 7 innings, allowing 2 or so runs; 2. Pitching 1 1-3 innings, allowing 6 runs and walking 5; 3. Hurting his vagina right before the game and not pitching.

If no. 1 happens, I'm going to bet the mortgage on the Yankees winning the World Series.

Actually, I already think they're going to win the World Series. But a good start from Wounded Vagina Pavano will surely signal the end of the pennant race.

Edit: I don't actually have a mortgage. So this bet is null and void regardless.[/quote]I really don't like the fact that you are picking the Yankees to win it all, this tells me they will lose in the first round again.
[/quote]

Not going to Opening Day At The Urinal. I'll watch it on tv, waiting to hear that a line drive off of Carl Crawford's bat bruised Carl Pavano's taint and the Yankee righty will miss the next six weeks.

 

[ondeadline]

The Devils Rays did well against the Yankees last year, so I wouldn't be surprised if Tampa Bay gets a win or two in this series.

 

[WS]

Ol' Blood And Guts Pavano takes the mound for the Yankees tomorrow against failed Mets pitcher Scott Kazmir.

I'll take the over in that one. Not sure what the line is, though

 

[Oz]

Cardinals get hammered tonight? Great way to start any season.

 

[spnited]

Cards are in for a bad season. They really weren't that good last year and they're not as good as that this year.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

But the whole division is a pack full of mediocrity. Who else scares you? The Cubs? With what pitching? The Reds? I'm not convinced yet, though perhaps.

 

[Mayfly]

Cardinals don't have a strong rotation. That will be their downfall. Looper is going to bite the dust hard, and Wainwright may be all right, but still needs a few starts under his belt.