Rudy: "We're going to live on!!"

[Starman]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

:o :o

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

He got it straight from an alien defector named Bernie Kerik.

 

[I love puppies!]

He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.

 

[Ace]

It's a cookbook!

 

[Beaker]

Norman Podhoretz is already consulting with Rudy about his plans for an attack on Mars.

 

[Starman]

**** Mars. It's those Venusian bastards we really have to worry about. :o :o

 

[Beaker]

**** Mars. It's those Venusian bastards we really have to worry about. :o :o

True, it's rumored that their radicals have weapons of mass destruction.

 

[Pastor]

The piece leaves out the part where Giuliani pulled out a pair of special sunglasses, put them on and then told the secret service to remove someone in the crowd.

 

[Starman]

**** Mars. It's those Venusian bastards we really have to worry about. :o :o

True, it's rumored that their radicals have weapons of mass destruction.

Venus and Mars: the new axis of evil. :o

 

[Beaker]

The piece leaves out the part where Giuliani pulled out a pair of special sunglasses, put them on and then told the secret service to remove someone in the crowd.

He must have seen someone that looked like an Arab.

 

[poindexter]

"I feel I am well equipped to deal with alien attacks, considering my experience with a little thing called 9-11".

 

[old_tony]

He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.

There's no need to attack Mars. It's being crippled by its own global warming. Our driving SUVs on Earth has even affected Mars!

 

[andyouare?]

He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.

There's no need to attack Mars. It's being crippled by its own global warming. Our driving SUVs on Earth has even affected Mars!

Is that true?

 

[The Big Ragu]

He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.

There's no need to attack Mars. It's being crippled by its own global warming. Our driving SUVs on Earth has even affected Mars!

Who better than a Martian to report on the state of affairs on Mars?

 

[Lester Bangs]

I thought this thread was about a plucky walk-on at Notre Dame.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Bring 'em on! [/W]

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

This is not logical.

 

[Pastor]

Rudy has placed Rowdy Roddy Piper in charge of a new task force.

 

[Eagles1 in London]

IT'S GIULIANI TIME!

 

[old_tony]

He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.

There's no need to attack Mars. It's being crippled by its own global warming. Our driving SUVs on Earth has even affected Mars!

Is that true?

Ice caps in Mars are known to be melting. The part about it being from our driving SUVs was a joke.