Ripping Ass

[Shropshire Slasher]

I'm starting to get pissed off at the quality of jeans. The ass of my jeans keeps getting torn right on my dainty derriere outside of my left back pocket. I spent $27 to get them fixed last time (they're top of the line Wranglers not bought at Walmart so it's still cheaper to fix than buying new jeans). Butt (get it?) it's still a problem.

The only thing I carry back there is a cellphone and a couple of pens. Thought it might be my car seat and I put a cushion in there, but it keeps happening.

 

[Songbird]

Same with these Hanes Men's Comfort Flex Fit® Ultra Soft Cotton Stretch Long Leg Boxer Briefs.

Best boxer briefs I've ever worn*, only ones I'll ever want to wear, but they tear at the crotch seams way too fast.

Phenomenal product but they need to invest a few more pennies in better stitching.

* MeUndies makes a world-class boxer brief too but those fall apart even faster than these Hanes.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Silly me ... I thought Octave became 3OctaveFart again.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Twirling Time is Lyndon Johnson?

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[Batman]

Ripping Ass sounds like one of the most unfortunate Indian names ever.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Twirling Time is ripping ass and taking names. Watch out.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I'm starting to get pissed off at the quality of jeans. The ass of my jeans keeps getting torn right on my dainty derriere outside of my left back pocket. I spent $27 to get them fixed last time (they're top of the line Wranglers not bought at Walmart so it's still cheaper to fix than buying new jeans). Butt (get it?) it's still a problem.

The only thing I carry back there is a cellphone and a couple of pens. Thought it might be my car seat and I put a cushion in there, but it keeps happening.

Are you buying the Wrangler Retro line? Switch over to Cowboy Cut. Thicker denim.

 

[Batman]

Twirling Time is ripping ass and taking names. Watch out.

She's come here to chew bubblegum and rip ass. And she's all out of bubblegum.

 

[Vombatus]

Ripping Ass sounds like one of the most unfortunate Indian names ever.

#1 is Two Dogs ****ing.