RIP Mr. Peanut

[TheSportsPredictor]

Sure, it's an ad campaign.

But they killed him.

For now.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/planters-announces-mr-peanut-dead-at-104-after-heroic-act/

 

[Michael_ Gee]

This sets up a great evil twin storyline with the new Mr. Peanut chasing elementary school kids with nut allergies around playgrounds.

 

[Songbird]

What's Mr. Peanut's pronoun and what does he/she/they/it/quaqua identify as?

 

[swingline]

What's Mr. Peanut's pronoun and what does he/she/they/it/quaqua identify as?

A legume.

 

[DanOregon]

 

[terrier]

'Mr. Peanut': Dysfunctional Marriage In A Nutshell

The law finally caught up with him.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

 

[HanSenSE]

Brings a new meaning to that all-time sj.com fave "Roasted Nuts."

 

[bumpy mcgee]

I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

If this advertising stunt is a flop, will it become a Planters wart?

 

[OscarMadison]

Good riddance, Mofo.

Every time I had to run errands that took me through the Arcade, you seemed to know I was coming and stalked me all the way to Anne Brown's gallery. Also, your suit smelled like the Kats' locker room. Speculation about your breath is that it was probably a melange of week-old opened Paydays and the cache of Zimas you kept in an attic room above the Nashville Bar Association.

Freak.

 

[swingline]

Good riddance, Mofo.

Every time I had to run errands that took me through the Arcade, you seemed to know I was coming and stalk me all the way to Anne Brown's gallery. Also, your suit smelled like the Kats' locker room. Speculation about your breath is that it was probably a melange of week-old opened Paydays and the cache of Zimas you kept in an attic room above the Nashville Bar Association.

Freak.

I don't know what you're taking, but I want some.

 

[Neutral Corner]

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Sure, it's an ad campaign.

But they killed him.

For now.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/planters-announces-mr-peanut-dead-at-104-after-heroic-act/

he must have had information on the Clintons.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Sure, it's an ad campaign.

But they killed him.

For now.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/planters-announces-mr-peanut-dead-at-104-after-heroic-act/

“Ashes to ashes; nuts to nuts.” LMAO

 

[HanSenSE]

he must have had information on Jimmy Carter.

FIFY

 

[PCLoadLetter]

He was shelled by a rogue elephant.

 

[OscarMadison]

I don't know what you're taking, but I want some.

I #metoo Mr. Peanut and you infer I'm impaired? You are so #notwoke. Gah.

@PCLoadLetter Best Mary Tyler Moore episode ever.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Sure, it's an ad campaign.

But they killed him.

For now.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/planters-announces-mr-peanut-dead-at-104-after-heroic-act/

They’ll bring him back faster than you can say “Marvel Comics brought back Jean Grey.”

 

[swingline]

I #metoo Mr. Peanut and you infer I'm impaired? You are so #notwoke. Gah.

@PCLoadLetter Best Mary Tyler Moore episode ever.

Um ... sorry?