Remain calm, all is well

[rpmmutant]

Dean Singleton and his No. 2 assure MediaNews employees there is nothing to fear. Together we can! Maybe collect unemployment. Isn't the most obvious time to worry when the bosses say there's nothing to worry about?
http://thenutgraph.blogspot.com/2008/07/dean-singleton-memo.html

 

[rpmmutant]

For those wondering who Jody Lodovic is, he's the guy who wondered out loud why newspapers need copy editors. Words escape me.

 

[budcrew08]

Dean Singleton and his No. 2 assure MediaNews employees there is nothing to fear. Together we can! Maybe collect unemployment. Isn't the most obvious time to worry when the bosses say there's nothing to worry about?
http://thenutgraph.blogspot.com/2008/07/dean-singleton-memo.html

gah! **** like this makes me nervous as an mng employee

 

[sportschick]

Well, I know I feel better now.

 

[dooley_womack1]

They can say that; after all, Is there anyone else left to can?

 

[jlee]

They can say that; after all, Is there anyone else left to can?

Shhh! Don't make them look! The didn't find me under the break room table last time, but I don't expect to be so lucky again.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Oops....sorry. :-[

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Q: How can one tell that Dean Singleton is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

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Jody Lodovic is probably looking to can the rest of the copy editors as we speak. Judging by the memo Dean sent out, it's obvious copy editors aren't needed in Lean Dean's little world.