ondeadline
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Here's the exterior:
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Here's the interior:
Buck said:Two things come to mind:
In the stall of one bathroom in our building, somebody scratched 'Jesus Saves.' It always strikes me as odd to see pro-Jesus vandalism in a bathroom stall.
I was percolating the other day and went to the other bathroom in the building. I opened the stall I usually use, but there appeared to be feces smeared on the toilet seat. Not copious amounts. It appeared someone had attempted to wipe it off and done a poor job.
I went into the adjacent stall.
As I'm sitting on the hopper, somebody else comes into the john and goes into the first stall. I assume I'm going to hear somebody grumbling about how disgusting it is, possibly followed by the sound of somebody trying to wipe off the seat and putting down a seat liner.
Before I realized it, I hear a zipper, trousers drop and the guy is sitting on the seat.
I wanted to cry out 'Don't sit on that seat! There's sh*t on it!' But I was too late. The guy was already seated, and with barely a second to spare. He obviously made it to the can on the brink of a crisis.
I didn't know what to do. I contemplated saying 'I don't know who's over there, but I've got bad news for you.'
But the guy was obviously suffering from a case of the trots. It sounded as if he was in no condition to get off that toilet no matter what bad news I told him.
In the end, I kept silent.