Really weird public toilet

Sports Journalists Forum – Media, Newsroom & Reporting Talk

Help Support Sports Journalists Forum:

ondeadline

Well-Known Member
Joined
Oct 10, 2002
Messages
6,294
City & State/Province
Somewhere between Canada and Mexico
Here's the exterior:
t15.jpg


Here's the interior:
t16.jpg
 
Is this the one that stands alone, like a phone booth, with mirrored glass on the outside and windows on the inside, so you can see outside but nobody can see inside?
 
As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Product prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change.
Two things come to mind:

In the stall of one bathroom in our building, somebody scratched 'Jesus Saves.' It always strikes me as odd to see pro-Jesus vandalism in a bathroom stall.

I was percolating the other day and went to the other bathroom in the building. I opened the stall I usually use, but there appeared to be feces smeared on the toilet seat. Not copious amounts. It appeared someone had attempted to wipe it off and done a poor job.
I went into the adjacent stall.
As I'm sitting on the hopper, somebody else comes into the john and goes into the first stall. I assume I'm going to hear somebody grumbling about how disgusting it is, possibly followed by the sound of somebody trying to wipe off the seat and putting down a seat liner.
Before I realized it, I hear a zipper, trousers drop and the guy is sitting on the seat.
I wanted to cry out 'Don't sit on that seat! There's sh*t on it!' But I was too late. The guy was already seated, and with barely a second to spare. He obviously made it to the can on the brink of a crisis.
I didn't know what to do. I contemplated saying 'I don't know who's over there, but I've got bad news for you.'
But the guy was obviously suffering from a case of the trots. It sounded as if he was in no condition to get off that toilet no matter what bad news I told him.
In the end, I kept silent.
 
Buck said:
Two things come to mind:

In the stall of one bathroom in our building, somebody scratched 'Jesus Saves.' It always strikes me as odd to see pro-Jesus vandalism in a bathroom stall.

I was percolating the other day and went to the other bathroom in the building. I opened the stall I usually use, but there appeared to be feces smeared on the toilet seat. Not copious amounts. It appeared someone had attempted to wipe it off and done a poor job.
I went into the adjacent stall.
As I'm sitting on the hopper, somebody else comes into the john and goes into the first stall. I assume I'm going to hear somebody grumbling about how disgusting it is, possibly followed by the sound of somebody trying to wipe off the seat and putting down a seat liner.
Before I realized it, I hear a zipper, trousers drop and the guy is sitting on the seat.
I wanted to cry out 'Don't sit on that seat! There's sh*t on it!' But I was too late. The guy was already seated, and with barely a second to spare. He obviously made it to the can on the brink of a crisis.
I didn't know what to do. I contemplated saying 'I don't know who's over there, but I've got bad news for you.'
But the guy was obviously suffering from a case of the trots. It sounded as if he was in no condition to get off that toilet no matter what bad news I told him.
In the end, I kept silent.

I've been to the point of having the "trots" to the point where you just drop trou and go, but I would have at least noticed the **** on the seat and hovered. Though hovering would have potentially put more **** on the seat, but that is neither here nor there.
 
It's very thoughtful, having the box of Kleenex on top of the sink like that.
 

Latest posts

Back
Top