Ray Lewis is God's linebacker

[Inky_Wretch]

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

Ray Lewis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[kingcreole]

Oh my ... glad I stopped my subscription.

 

[RAMBO]

LEWIS IS IN HEAVEN.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Oh my ... glad I stopped my subscription.

You mean you killed your subscription?

 

[BYH]

Oh my ... glad I stopped my subscription.

You mean you killed your subscription?

They offered to slash my prices but I said no thanks.

I cannot believe how people buy into the Ray Lewis God schtick.

 

[Songbird]

Rich.

 

[slappy4428]

**** that *******... no matter what he does for the rest of his life, he knows his ass should be in jail for murder...

 

[Beef03]

This is ****ing appauling. God's linebacker? I am just a little offended on this one.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Well, he did send a man to heaven... Could be something to it.

Whenever I try to describe how much more violent pro football is than the typical person realizes from watching it on TV, the thing I inevitably end up saying is that a guy like Ray Lewis found the one thing in life that allows him to be a violent freak without going to jail.

 

[kingcreole]

Oh my ... glad I stopped my subscription.

You mean you killed your subscription?

Good stuff, but Lewis killed first.

 

[Bubba Fett]

Ryan Sonner would knock Ray Lewis on his ass.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Evidently God wanted that man stabbed in Atlanta.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Well, he did send a man to heaven... Could be something to it.

Whenever I try to describe how much more violent pro football is than the typical person realizes from watching it on TV, the thing I inevitably end up saying is that a guy like Ray Lewis found the one thing in life that allows him to be a violent freak without going to jail.

What happens when he's done playing football then?

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

Well, he did send a man to heaven... Could be something to it.

Whenever I try to describe how much more violent pro football is than the typical person realizes from watching it on TV, the thing I inevitably end up saying is that a guy like Ray Lewis found the one thing in life that allows him to be a violent freak without going to jail.

What happens when he's done playing football then?

He'll probably be god's sports broadcaster or something.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Evidently God wanted that man stabbed in Atlanta.

And He wanted Ray to keep his mouth shut and not rat out his friends who stabbed that man.

 

[goalmouth]

That is a beautiful windowpane suit. The brothas look so stylish in tailored colors.

 

[Oz]

A couple weeks ago -- actually, probably more like a month ago -- I listened to sports radio on the Friday night drive home from work. It just to happened to be James Brown's interview show ... and Ray Lewis was the guest. They talked some about religion. At first, I cursed JB and Ray Lewis. And then I started to laugh at the comedy that was this interview. The whole thing was so ridiculous, with JB going right with him.

Others might have gotten sick to their stomach, listening to it. I found it hilarious.

 

[spnited]

Saw this issue floating around the office yesterday and could not believe it.
Great how murdering scumbags suddenly find God and become heroes and role models...and SI panders to these pieces of ****.

 

[Pringle]

Has anyone read the story yet? S.L. Price is the goods - I bet it isn't as fawning as we think. The cover may even be utilizing irony.