Ralph Kramden, he's not

[Batman]

Funny stuff here. Miami man steals two buses to fulfill his dream of being a bus driver. Dude just drove around in them, doing bus driver stuff.
He also hooked up with one passenger (a man) on the bus. Apparently, the sex bus was in for repairs.

http://www.miamiherald.com/457/story/608804.html

 

[forever_town]

To the moon!

 

[Captain_Kirk]

KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

GEORGE: You're Batman.

KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door you know with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?

KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!

 

[outofplace]

Funny stuff here. Miami man steals two buses to fulfill his dream of being a bus driver. Dude just drove around in them, doing bus driver stuff.
He also hooked up with one passenger (a man) on the bus. Apparently, the sex bus was in for repairs.

http://www.miamiherald.com/457/story/608804.html

Is anybody else hearing the voice of a young Eddie Murphy while reading this....

"Norton...I know you want to **** me in the ass. And I know that you know that I know you want to **** me in the ass. So, I'm going to bend over, and when I do .... start ****in'"