Rage against the machine

[Oggiedoggie]

MILWAUKEE (AP) — A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

From: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5joJ5tgBOGOql7BD56dwDyIcxU0WgD9252JG81

Friends don't let friends mow drunk.

 

[Dickens Cider]

At least he didn't try to **** it.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Or eat it.

 

[Pastor]

At least he didn't try to **** it.

How do you know?

 

[BYH]

You only cover me when I shoot my lawn mower!

 

[Bubbler]

My dad can get unruly at times.

 

[westcoastvol]

George Jones got a DUI once for driving drunk on his riding mower.

 

[Bubbler]

George Jones got a DUI once for driving drunk on his riding mower.

That whole tableau should be enshrined in the Country Music Hall of Fame.