Quick way to go green

[HejiraHenry]

Everybody wants to know how to go green.

Here's the quickest, cheapest way I know: Eat nothing but Froot Loops for about three days.

And you will go green. Bright green.

 

[slappy4428]

Thanks for sharing...
My dog has two quicker ways: 1) eat green Milkbones and B) chew up green plastic and when it passes through his system, turns green from the acid.

 

[Calvin Hobbes]

Three words:

Diet Grape Faygo.

 

[dooley_womack1]

This thread will not be One Shining Moment

 

[old_tony]

This thread will not be One Shining Moment

It can't possibly be that bad.

 

[Killick]

There's nothing more alarming than that first porcelain visit after St. Patrick's Day.

 

[The Big Ragu]

"If they can dye it green one day of the year, why can't they dye it blue the other 364?"

 

[mustangj17]

Spinach Pie and Green Beer helps me go green.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

"If they can dye it green one day of the year, why can't they dye it blue the other 364?"

****. What movie is that from? I want to say Fugitive. Am I right?

 

[old_tony]

"If they can dye it green one day of the year, why can't they dye it blue the other 364?"

****. What movie is that from? I want to say Fugitive. Am I right?

Indeed you are.

 

[germaine]

Black frosting.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

A day after eating an entire box of Lucky Charms, I had a similar experience.

I thought a Fortress of Solitude was going to erupt forcefully from the bottom of the toilet.

 

[Football_Bat]

I polished off a box of Girl Scout thin mints the other day.

The next day, I found out what Brown can do for you.