Punk flees cops, trips over pants

[hondo]

Sometimes, poetic justice prevails

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/5352196.html

 

[alleyallen]

This has happened before and, thankfully, it'll happen again.

 

[GB-Hack]

Only goes to illustrate the benefits of good tailoring.

 

[Football_Bat]

Exclusive visual evidence:

 

[GB-Hack]

Those are some nice boxer shorts.

 

[hondo]

Exclusive visual evidence:

How do you run a 4.4 40 like that?

 

[GB-Hack]

Well obviously you keep your knees up.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Exclusive visual evidence:

How do you run a 4.4 40 like that?

I play hoops with guys who wear their shorts like that. Just makes it easier to pants them when they're skying over me for rebounds or dunks.

 

[qtlaw]

Its just the natural progression to the adoption of the sarong as the uniform for the youth of America.

 

[Lamar Mundane]

We're in the Youtube age, without video, this is worthless. The abundance of camera phones means it only happened if caught on video.

I am highly disappointed I couldn't laugh at the stupid criminal. In the future, there will be no need to read. Millions of Paris Hilton/KFED addicted simpletons have already made that leap.

 

[JR]

In the future, there will be no need to read.

There are still people who read? :)

 

[Lamar Mundane]

There are, they're just not in the White House.

 

[User 1019]

I have another "punks get what they deserve" story.

60-year old father of a friend of mine owns a construction company in Not-So-Nice Rural State Capital City. He contacts local shelters to hire those in need to clean up job sites and such. He gets a call the other night to price a job on a not-so-nice side of town.

Before getting out of his truck, he grabs, as usual, his tool belt.

Waiting inside are six young men with pipes, demanding his money and truck. "**** you," old man says as he pulled his claw hammer from the tool belt. "Who's first?"

One punk charges the old man. Old man gives the punk a right cross to the mouth. His hand slips inside the punk's mouth, and the old man grabs onto the punk's jaw. With the punk pretty much paralyzed, the old man begins to slam the punk's head into a brick wall -- repeatedly. Punk goes limp and falls to the ground.

"Who's next?" the old man asks.

Another punk charges with pipe in hand. Old man swings the claw hammer with his left hand, hitting Punk No. 2 in the head, killing him on the spot.

Punk No. 1 dies at the hospital.

I guess the punks didn't know the background -- or size -- of the old man. 6'7", 300, retired Army Special Forces Sergeant Major.

The old man spent the night in the hospital, lost most of the meat on his two middle fingers and four teeth from a shot from a pipe.

 

[Blitz]

This sounds like a city I'm familiar with.
Did the story make the local paper?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Exclusive visual evidence:

This is clearly a case of young black men recognizing white men aren't as athletic.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

There are, they're just not in the White House.

Well done!